What can possibly beat "that's hard work"??

[DancingBear]

"That's hard work"
"I know that"
"You forgot about Poland"
"I should keep them on a leash"
"I know what I'm doing"

Is Bush up to it?

Can he outdo himself this evening, and come up with an even BETTER set of
Bushisms?

What do you think??

[Irishladdie]

1. I know SH didn't attack us on 9/11

[realcountrymusic]

2. Kerry saying . . .

Yes, I know it's hard work, and as president I intend to spend very little time on vacation because I relish hard work.

RCM

[LeinesRed]

16. OOHHHHHHH That's good! n/t

[ibegurpard]

3. Don't tempt the fates

And be ready to starting e-mailing and hitting the media and polls as much as possible if he manages to keep from wetting himself onstage because they'll spin it as a magnificent comeback.

[Borgnine]

4. I predicted this for the last debate, but I'll try again.

He's going to end up taking off his clothes while defecating all over himself.

[Misunderestimator]

5. And then, in typical chimp fashion, throwing his feces at the audience

and smearing it all over the walls... Now THAT would be a sight.

[LeinesRed]

17. but Uncle Karl told me to use self-defecating humor!!!!!

[Borgnine]

20. As they say on the Internet...

Laugh out loud!

[soleft]

6. Hope he starts throwing the "L" word around again

Want to see him tell a questioner he's just trying to love him the best he can

[4_Legs_Good]

7. It's *really* hard work.

[MsUnderstood]

8. Well lets hope we talk about stuff at home

health care "I like health care. . .and thank the American People for mine."

Economics "We are creating jobs! Have you been to E-bay lately?"


Gay Marriage "Listen, those radical judges (excluding the boys who gave me the presidency, thanks Scaley) are making our world unsafe, immoral, and scary. We need to stop these marriages before another plane hits us. . .Wait a minute I'm not finished yet. . ."

[napi21]

9. How about "Hey folks, I screwed up!"

That would stay in the headlines for weeks!!!!!!!!!

[demokatgurrl]

18. Well, days, anyway. n/t

[Sparkly]

10. Oops, I just posted a similar thread

about repetitive phrases.

For just plain stupid phrases, I'd go with:
"Folks in Washington."

Anything about how the tax cuts have created jobs would be a winner, too.

[no name no slogan]

11. "Cocaine's a hell of a drug"? (n/t)

[Dhalgren]

12. "No, George,

hard work was what your dad did getting you into Harvard - even as a legacy!"

[politicaholic]

13. I think it might be excuse night...

Things such as:

"I inherited a recession."

"9/11 could topple any economy no matter how strong."

"We're in a war! *smirk* Deficites happen in times of war."

"It's just hard, really hard, really really really hard...what were we talking about?"

"Wrong place, wrong time, wrong economy. How's the ecomonmy supposed to feel about that? How's the ecomony supposed to rebound with such a pessimistic message?" *vacant look into the camera*

[LeinesRed]

19. Don't forget ...FOUR HURRICANES!! FOUR HURRICANES!!!

it's part of the talking points regarding the dismal jobs report...
FOUR HURRICANES!!!!

[RafterMan]

14. My favorite

is when he gets talking about how he wants to share the lovin' like an OB/GYN.

Are he and Jeb going to star in Dead Ringers II? God, that's creepy.

[mark11727]

15. "I loved Missy as hard as I could...?"

[shrub chipper]

21. Don't forget 'Let me finish'!!