Well, the VOODOO DOLL worked at the last debate ... so ...

[gauguin57]

... I'm getting it out again. Last time, I declared its name "George W. Bush" (it's a hideous little green voodoo doll ... looks jus' like him!) ... and I stuck pins in its brain, its mouth and its ass (so he'd have the runs or hemhorroids or something) -- and Bush, indeed, was dopey and mumblemouthed and looked constipated.

So the voodoo doll is at the ready again. Brain, mouth, butt. And maybe somewhere else, for a nice extra helping of JOCK ITCH!

[wryter2000]

1. Thanks for the reminder

Of course, I hit my Bush voodoo doll so hard the head came off, but I guess I can pound on it a bit more.

[cheshire]

2. What do you have of his, a picture of his face?

[Lefta Dissenter]

3. I'll have to steal mine back

from the dogs...

[Booster]

13. Ouch! The dog's eating his brains.

[salinen]

4. Maybe tonight

take a huge dump and let voodoo george swim with his relatives.

[Jersey Devil]

5. Gee, I thought it was my bush voodoo doll that did it

[gauguin57]

6. I'm glad I'm sitting here alone, because ...

... I'm sitting here, poking the pins in and out, and saying, "choke, choke, choke, you monkey-faced, mumblemouthed, M.F. bastard!"

On edit: WOW, those are some cool Bush voodoo dolls!

[jrthin]

8. LOL. Calm, are we? n/t

[Guaranteed]

7. I listened to the Rocky theme last time, and it worked!

Think I'll do that again.

[gauguin57]

9. Maybe we should be listening to "The Electras!"

Woooo hoooooo -- rootin' for the bass player!

[LittleClarkie]

21. That's so cute

Do you have the CD? I'm almost tempted to buy the thing myself.

[Ravy]

10. Can't you just use a single pin for his brain and his butt? (n/t)

[mzmolly]

11. Welp, when/if all else fails ...

;) Voodoo doll it is!

[Booster]

12. I remember that. Get to pinning that little bastard; you don't

have too much time. You were awesome on him at the last debate. Do it again, do it again.

[ClassWarrior]

14. Finally!! SOMEbody using a scientific method around here!!

23.

[aquart]

15. Jock itch is good. Now, make his NOSE itch.

I like your work.

Just make sure that you pronounce these discomforts to be a small part of the discomforts he has caused others, so the Karmic debt will be on him and not you.

[underseasurveyor]

16. I still say the soles of the feet are a primo spot.....but tonight

STICK HIM INSIDE HIS EARS. Maybe that'll interfere with his 'wiring' ;-)

[gauguin57]

18. Great idea ...

*poke* *poke* *poke* ... take that you little &^%#^&*&*&^%&% &&^%$#@@$%^^% **&^^%%$$##)

[underseasurveyor]

20. AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Thank You :hi: I enjoyed watching you do that :bounce:

[calimary]

17. I went with a "ritual."

Got acrylic nails put on last Thursday because I was terrified that I'd chew my nails down to nubs. VERY happy with the results, and NOT just my nails, either! Had them touched up this past Tuesday, too, before Edwards/cheney. Equally satisfied with the results there. So I went again for more touch-ups at 12:30 this afternoon. I hope this trend continues.

[Philosophy]

19. Use the pin to short-circuit his earpiece receiver

It's the bulge in the middle of his back.

[gauguin57]

22. OK! *poke* *poke* *poke* ...

... zzzzzzzzzzzt! ouch!