Affordable instructions to protect your Kerry-Edwards yard Sign

[zulchzulu]

[zulchzulu]

1. I caught a Freeper with this technique

He was about 12, so I threw him back into the pond.

[seeker4ever]

2. Hide razor blades in the damn thing!

[GiovanniC]

3. Big Liability Issues

Don't want to pay stupid freepers for their missing digits.

I've nominated the original post though. It's a good suggestion.

[Obamarama]

4. EXCELLENT IDEA!!!!

How much do the motion detectors run, do you know?

[LeftyMom]

6. I think these would be suitable

only $7.
http://www.homedepot.com/prel80/HDUS/EN_US/diy_main/pg_diy.jsp?CNTTYPE=PROD_META&CNTKEY=misc%2fsearchResults.jsp&BV_SessionID=@@@@0969782866.1097293473@@@@&BV_EngineID=cccladcmkffhmfjcgelceffdfgidgjl.0&MID=9876

[zulchzulu]

7. Walgreens motion detectors are around $5

Check in the auto or hardware department. Get the cheapest one. They work and are pretty loud.

[onehandle]

5. Landmines.

Not just for third-world countries anymore.

[zulchzulu]

9. Land mines are optional

Fairly invisible fish line does wonders to trip up a drunken Freeper hellbent on showing they are complete twits by stealing your sign.

Apply as needed.

[cheshire]

8. OH Thank you so much. I had heard this but wasn't sure where to put it .