How Many Internets Are There?

[Sparkly]

Chimp mentioned the "internets." How many are there?

Explain your answer.

[Lefta Dissenter]

1. HA

I'm not sure, but I guess we'll have to consult with President Gore, the inventor of the internet(s)! :hi:

[Shopaholic]

3. However many there are--we need to get on all of them

and hit every poll we can find and blog away as we tell the truth about Dim Son!

[hyphenate]

21. GMTA eom

[Cerridwen]

2. In who's reality? (sp????)

[Sparkly]

4. Geez, he didn't say.

This might take extra paper for worksheets...

[TwilightZone]

5. That explains Cheney's statement in the previous debate.

On one of those other internets, factcheck.com is a Republican site!

Hehe. ;)

[Dob Bole]

6. There are FIVE internets.

That's a WHOLE HAND!!!

[fsbooks]

7. Yeah, I noticed that.

grinning (ought to help out with the geek crowd.
Oh, officially I think it is Internet, but hey, i dont care.

[Spiffarino]

14. Technically you're right

...but in Republican-Bizarro World, there are many lowercase internets. :crazy:

[Ksec]

8. two. One for normal people and one for mental midgets like boosh

[SoCalDemocrat]

9. Famous Bush quote

There is a famous Bush quote about the Internet which demonstrates the Shrub doesn't have a clue what those "internets" are.

"...but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."

[onenote]

10. three

one used by the republicans. one used by the democrats. and one used by the evildoers.

onenote

[tomfodw]

11. This is like his father's fascination with the supermarket scanner

Bushes don't use technology themselves. They own people to do that sort of lower class thing for them.

[Spiffarino]

12. If I were a Republican I would say

...why as many as you say there are, Mr. President! </asskiss>

[cdsilv]

13. ( 1 ) One.

The only 'internet' is the one everyone has access to. By definition, (loosely) it's not an internet if it is not free and
unfettered.

Technologically, there are much more restrictive definitions.

I'net free, or die a slow, suffocating death.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

15. So many it baffles *'s mind

[NastyRiffraff]

16. TWO...

One a playtoy for Junior that Karl Rove gave him to keep him occupied, and one real one for the rest us.

[Placebo]

17. John Kerry: "I actually DID vote for the internetS...

BEFORE I voted against it."

WRONG ON DEFENSE.

[Sparkly]

18. Hey, tell Tony Blair there's only one internet

There are 30 at least, and I'm not even counting Poland.

[CarolynEC]

28. dupe

[evilqueen]

19. One in each country...

The internet in China, for example, is not the same internet we all have access to.

Unfortunately.

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20. You can tell the intelligence gap

right there in that one comment. And so it leads us to yet another question--if Al Gore invented the internet, which one was it, and how do I get to be part of it? And who invented the other vast number of them?

[ElsewheresDaughter]

22. lmao at that one..the idiot

[GiovanniC]

23. One of the Internets for the Haves, The Other For the Have Nots

[BootinUp]

24. in Asimov's T system - T-8

Thats more than all the atomic particles in the known universe. ;)

[Sparkly]

25. Ooooooooh

Extra credit for Jim! :hi:

[Zynx]

26. About three-fitty.

[Sparkly]

27. Is that anything like "Schfifty-five?"

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/schfiftyfive.html

[BootinUp]

29. ALL your Internets belong to KKKRove. -eom

[CarolynEC]

30. Don't forget, Poland has an internet

:7

[Homerr]

31. *News Flash* Bush invents "internets"

[Sparkly]

32. Kickin' it for Joe Trippi

:kick:

Trippi mentioned the "internets" quote circling the internets, so I sent him the thread's url. DU's got yer Internets right here, Joe!

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