I learned two new words from the snake-oil salesman tonight...

[pacalo]

Bilateralation -- also known as "bilateralism"

Mettern -- a cross between "modern" & "better"

[MnFats]

1. and the phrase "more better."

I don't think I've ever heard anyone who was not a child say something was "more better."
oh Lord, spare us from these dangerous idiot

[Lancer]

2. Don't forget "internets"

(Maybe those are petite interns.)

[billybob537]

5. No no those are the nets

you wrap dead people in before you INTERE them.

[vetwife]

3. Don't forget..We had a presidential candidate makeover..Kennedy

is running against Bush

[pacalo]

10. I totally forgot about that "Kennedy is the most liberal senator" remark.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. mik-stakes

instead of mistakes

[democrank]

6. Don`t forget this one....

INCEND.....As in my opponent is trying to incend. Is that incite`s cousin?

[0rganism]

7. And we learned that Sen. Kerry is also Sen. Kennedy

Inform the voters in Massachussetts! They've been fooled for decades!

[Th1onein]

8. And that slavery is STILL an issue. Darn it!

Thought we had THAT one cleared up in the last century!

[sangh0]

9. What about "the Brits" and Italy's "Silvio Bur...."

followed by "and tell it Poland's Kawsnieski."

He's so damn proud he can pronounce that.

[BattyDem]

11. Internets - there's more than one?

So ... should we start saying "World Wide Webs" :eyes: