You have to be a friggin' douchebag to vote for George W. Bush.

[Paragon]

If I wasn't totally convinced of that before, Dubya's spastic performance tonight sealed it.

Vote for George W. Bush, you're a douchebag.

Sorry.

Deal with it - you're a douchebag. :D

[Randi_Listener]

1. Check In

All douchebags, please check in.

[Was_Immer]

2. Could have told you that 4 years ago!

ITS true, better you realize it now then later!

[Paragon]

5. I purposely try not to demonize anyone, even Republicans

...but goddammit, that is one stupid motherfucker. And anyone who'd actually vote him has got to be, by definition, even dumber.

[benito]

3. Unfortunately

That's a lot of douche after 50+ million people pull the lever for him.

[Randi_Listener]

4. Gigantic

A King Kong-sized douchebag.

[kokomo]

10. Bush looks drunk falling out of the SUV, pink nose and all

[Paragon]

6. Orangutans can pull friggin levers

And they're still smarter than the morans voting for Bush.

[jdots]

9. I may sleep at the polling place the night before.

Isn't it wacked that people hang out for days to see the oscars,waite in line for a movie and so many people don't vote or are what the media calls swing voters to watch the popularity contests .Be the first person in your town to vote for Kerry &Edwards are we allowed to record it ???? just to make sure there are no Florida tricks ?????

[kimchi]

7. True.

Do I win a prize?

[glarius]

8. Can't believe ANYONE wants this embarrassing dolt to run their country!

After the first half hour or so he wasn't quite as bad, but up until then he looked like his face was going to dissolve because of the uncertainty he felt about his responses....I keep hearing this description..."presidential"....This man is not only not presidential he comes across like an uninformed simpleton....My God America.....Vote for Kerry....