Voting for Bush is like having a beer with him in the bar.....

[johncoby2]

And later learning he stuck you with the bar tab!!!!

*astard!

[Homerr]

1. I don't want the POTUS to be a guy I'd find down at the local bar.

[cheezus]

2. you don't take a recovering alcoholic out for a beer

or even offer one at a BBQ

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. I've met guys like * in bars

They're so obnoxious and full of shit I generally end up leaving early else I'll beat the shit out of the guy.

[AndyTiedye]

5. Probably Why I Don't Go to Bars Much

Booosh is the sort of guy you'd want to pour a beer on.

[Technowitch]

4. I've a better alternative

Voting for Bush is like having a beer with him in a bar...

...only to wake up the next morning to discover he's slipped a couple of Rufies into your drink, and you're in an apartment you've never seen before. On top of this, your ass is sore and bleeding, your panties are in shreds, and you can hear him out in the other room, on the phone, bragging about how big a ladies man he is.

This is what he's done to America, people.