All of the Debate formats have benefited Bush/Cheney...

[Dob Bole]

and they haven't won a single debate yet.

Think about it:

Debate #1- Watched by the most people, foreign policy- supposed to be Bush's strong point. Backfired like a biotch and Kerry won.

Debate #2- Sit-down format that neutralized Edwards' body language and lawyer skills. Cheney beat Edwards with his experience stick, but Edwards still won.

Debate #3- Town Hall format, which Bush is better at. Number of ethnicities represented: 1.1 Number of Charlie Gibsons- 1. Result: Statistical tie, or slight Kerry victory.

The magic Fascists haven't won a single debate yet. Is this Rove's brilliant plan at work?

[Sandpiper]

1. Well, when a functionally illiterate President

Has to defend a four year record of failures, mistakes, and bad decisions, it's bound to be difficult.

[Dob Bole]

5. true

nt

[Homerr]

2. Give * a break, debating is hard work!

[Lexingtonian]

3. Kerry's people let them have it that way so they'd show up

The big Kerry trick is this: Bush's only possible argument is to display the turds (called: his record) and pretend that they're chocolate. After about ten minutes everybody catches on to the stench and figures it out, and -voila- Debate Tied or Won.

[WhiteTara]

4. Remember the old saying..."You can't make a silk purse

out of a sow's ear?  chimpy is definitely a part of a pig