So how many Internets are there?

[Sandpiper]

And why haven't I heard about these other ones before tonight?

[BattyDem]

1. Shhh ... they're supposed to be a secret!

:smoke:

[alexisfree]

2. yeah ......and ....

and the other internets has a pop up's too????

[teach1st]

3. There is lots of Internets

Some of them have nekid womin on them. The E-Bay Internets have places that poor people can make money so they don't use tax dollars that should go to my rich friends. I hear that one of my twin daughters was talking about nekid parties on one of the Internets. Joha Ashcroft says we should monitor all of the Internets for terrorists like Cat Stevens and my nekid daughter.

[life_long_dem]

8. don't forget the "draft" internets

that's the question he was answering when he said it.

[Maple]

4. http://www.internet2.edu/

[Contrary1]

5. Give a child

internets, and he or her can play games on it.

:argh: :argh: :argh:

[Zen Democrat]

6. I hear Al Gore invented all of 'em.

[Carla in Ca]

19. What he really meant to say was

"Al Gore invented the internet, and I invented the rest of them!"

[Ksec]

7. One for us and one for the wood in all of us.

[jayfish]

9. "Acres After Acres."

where have you been?

Jay

[Ruffhowse]

10. There's this one and then there's the Playskool version that Chimpy uses.

[alexisfree]

11. more porn on the other internet!!~

I use to yell at my husband for looking at porn on this internet...But all along it was the other internet. So many internets I dont even know which one I am connected to right now....!!!!

[terrya]

12. twelve

[nonconformist]

13. But the question remains - is our children learning?

Are they fully taking adventig... ad... advantage of all of the Internets?

[alexisfree]

14. no they can't

the other ones are too expensive

[antonialee839]

15. Obviously there are two Internets.

Internet A, used by most of the world, and INTERNET B, set
up "special" by Karl Rove and used exclusively by Commander Bunnypants. Puppets act out the news on *'s INTERNET.

[Bongo Prophet]

16. When they split off a separate reality

by using advanced quantum hyper-spin technology...

oops I've said too much.

[Dark Jedi]

17. Ask Johnny

John Asscroft has banned all the others (too much porn, ya know ;) ), but he didn't brief Bush in time for the debate.

[Andromeda]

18. Not too many 'cause...

Al Gore hasn't gotten around to inventing them yet.

Sorry about that. I really love Al Gore -- just couldn't resist making a tasteless joke.