Bush is being GORED. Internets! Sighs! Invading Space! Too Loud!

[Dems Will Win]

Gore may have invented the Internet,

But Bush invented the Internets!

How many Internets are there anyway? The real one and the Fantasy Island Internet?

No wonder Bush wants to draft computer people in the Skills Draft, he doesn't even know there's only one Internet!

Bush was playing Space Invaders with Charles Gibson!

Bush screamed like Dean!

C'mon DU. We need some good one-liners here, in honor of Rodney Dangerfield!

Add below:

[Hubert Flottz]

1. I thought Bush was going to use Cheney's one liner!

The F bomb! He thought a debate would be a lot better if he were a dictator!

[Morning Dew]

2. Which world do the prescription drugs come from?

I'm sure he said they might be coming from "a third world"

Are we at peace with them? Which is the second world?

Very confuzzling, this.

[dweller]

3. YOU TELL TONY BLAIR! n/t

dp

[PROGRESSIVE1]

4. "Got Wood"?

:wtf: was that about???

[Ivote]

5. Ttttttiiiiimmmmmmbbbbbeeeeeerrrrrrrr

Humpty Dumpty and all his men are going to have a great fall.
We will get our Country back!
:kick:

[arwalden]

6. Aren't You Glad Bush Came Up With The Idea Of HYDROGEN CARS???

A perfect compliment to Gore's Internet, eh?

[cheshire]

7. The green shade remark WTF. Is he trying to talk over our heads. I doubt

he could sound smarter than my dog.

[Dems Will Win]

8. kick

[Cha]

9. GORED by Self Infliction!

The Irony is DRIPPING!

[kaitykaity]

10. Where are Kit Seeyle, Ceci Connolly, Dickie Berke?

All of these Heathers who gored Gore are never around
when we need them!!