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Pepperbelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:36 PM
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SpacebarisbrokenbutIneedtorant.Warning:nc17!
SorryaboutthespacebarbutHOLYSHIT!ABushcloneonCNNjustusedthephrase"anortheasternliberalelitest".I'm
thinkinghowfucking80'sofher!Please,whatisthisshit?Dotheythinkwearefuckingrubes.Come'ereboy,Igotsomethinginthetenttoshow
you.

Needsomewood?Whatwasthemotherfuckerthinking?That'sthekindofshitmeandmybuddiesmightjokewithwhenwe'redrinkingbeer
butfromthePOTUSduringadebate?WhatishesmokingandwherecanIbuysome?The
arroganceofthesedisafilatedratbastardsisoverwhelming.Smirking,
strutting,fake-assedconcernonhisfuckingmugwheninsidehewasTHRILLEDthat
thegopschemeshe'dhelpedbirthweretakingtheirtollonthefuckingpeasants.

HowcanANYONEvoteforthispunk?

SorryaboutthespacebarbutihadaneedtodiscusstheINSANITYthatpassesfor
commentaryoncablenews.
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cheshire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:38 PM
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1. OMG LOL givemeyouraddressI'llsendyouthemoneyforanewkeyboard. LOL
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:40 PM
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2. PoordarlingRichard
:hi:
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Julien Sorel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:40 PM
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3. If you remove the space bar, you can probably
push the plungers directly. It's inconvenient, but you'll be more intelligible ;-)
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Bread and Circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:43 PM
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4. Iloveyapepperbelly,buttrytouseunderscore_next_time
Edited on Sat Oct-09-04 03:44 PM by familydoctor
P.S. Get Wes to float ya some money for a new keyboard, he got $2,000 of my money and I am giving him permission to share some of it with you.
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w4rma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:43 PM
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5. The !@#$ing supposed presdient of the United States told a PENIS joke
Edited on Sat Oct-09-04 03:45 PM by w4rma
on stage during the !@#$ing presidental debate. Bush is disrespectful and gross. He is a flipping embarassment to our nation. These people are not conservatives their cultists. If they were conservatives, they wouldn't be represented by a penis joke telling sociopath.
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:43 PM
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6. Need some help?
Sorry about the space bar, but HOLY SHIT! A Bush clone on CNN just used the phrase "a northeastern liberal elitest".I'm
thinking how fucking 80's of her! Please, what is this shit? Do they think we are fucking rubes? Come'ere boy, I got something in the tent to show you.

Need some wood? What was the motherfucker thinking? That's the kind of shit me and my buddies might joke with when we're drinking beer,
but from the POTUS during a debate? What is he smoking and where can I buy some? The
arrogance of these disafilated rat bastards is overwhelming. Smirking,
strutting, fake-assed concern on his fucking mug when inside he was THRILLED that
the gop schemes he'd helped birth were taking their toll on the fucking peasants.

How can ANYONE vote for this punk?

Sorry about the spacebar but i had a need to discuss the INSANITY that passes for commentary on cable news.



ThereI'vedonemygooddeedfortheday.
-y
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teach1st Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:49 PM
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7. If you're using Windows XP
Start > Programs > Accessories > Accessibility > On-Screen Keyboard

I forgot if this is in other Windows versions
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:52 PM
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8. Sorry, Pepperbelly...
I agree with your message, but your post is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while :)

Kinda got a Jack Kerouac thing going on

:toast:

Sid
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doni_georgia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:52 PM
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9. typing w/o space bar is appropriate - looks like how * talks!
To quote the Big Dog - "I feel your pain." I just can't comprehend the people who support this infantile motherfucking idiot. Makes me really scared. If people are fucking stupid enough to believe this goddamn moran - what hope is there for this country? I ran errands this morning and the amnount of Chimp/Cheney signs around here is unfuckingbelievable! Of course none of these people watched the debate, because they don't want to see Kerry. The only reason they support Chimp is because they get all their news from sound bites, lying spam emails, and hate ads.

:wtf:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:55 PM
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10. f ucn rd ths u cn b a secy nd ern gd py!
remember those ads?

Anyhow I completely agree with you, and the no space bar thing works for a rant! Need some wood indeed, disgraceful.
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kaitykaity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 03:56 PM
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11. lol.

You poor thing.

You can copy a space and then just say edit/paste.
I have to do that with my 9 because I spilled coffee
on my laptop once and killed it. I got the whole thing
back except the 9.

But your post is perfect the way that it is.


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