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ClarkGraham2004 (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:04 AM Original message |
The next Clark conspiracy |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:05 AM Response to Original message |
1. Clark was responsible for the earthquakes in Iran |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
2. Hinckley is really his brother, and he's released... Coincidence...? n/t |
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_Jumper_ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
3. Clark has a whites-only hiring policy |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:07 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Bad Jumper |
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Duder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:20 AM Response to Reply #3 |
18. Is that why Clark transfered to Military school... |
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tedoll78 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
4. Clark eats kittens for breakfast! |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
6. He MIHOP'd Milosevic, just to beat him and cash in on the glory! |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:13 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. There are people that argue that. |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:15 AM Response to Reply #8 |
11. At least he didn't make up the word "Racak" |
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Rowdyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
7. If Hillary didn't do it |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
9. Owns stock in the factory that made Mladic's hats! |
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jjmalonejr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
10. His first name is really Kent. |
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Clark Can WIN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:16 AM Response to Original message |
12. Clark has no bellybutton |
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QC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:16 AM Response to Original message |
13. He invented the word "metrosexual"! |
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bhunt70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
14. He Sunk Atlantis! |
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andym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
15. He's working with the BFEE to bring the pods into your basement |
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Leilani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:27 AM Response to Reply #15 |
27. Love it!! |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
16. He doesn't exist - he's the sock puppet of a few GOP infiltrators on DU! |
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bhunt70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:18 AM Response to Original message |
17. He ate the last slice of Pizza! |
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Clark Can WIN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:35 AM Response to Reply #17 |
36. OH THE HUMANITY >>>>>>>>>>> |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:20 AM Response to Original message |
19. He's a stalking horse for the global cartel that hides your other sock! |
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John_H (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:23 AM Response to Original message |
20. c;'mon we should love these conspiracy threads! |
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Bolo Boffin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:23 AM Response to Original message |
21. Clark turned me into a newt! |
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Crunchy Frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:01 AM Response to Reply #21 |
54. Burn him anyway! eom |
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Mattforclark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:55 AM Response to Reply #21 |
73. LMAO!!!! |
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RafterMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:23 AM Response to Original message |
22. I read the "National Service" plan... |
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Tatiana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:25 AM Response to Original message |
23. He flipped pancakes with Madonna! |
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bhunt70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:26 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. I wanna flip pancakes with madonna... :( |
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bhunt70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:26 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Clark stole my girl! |
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in_cog_ni_to (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
26. Clark had |
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Leilani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:32 AM Response to Reply #26 |
32. Of Course he does |
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bhunt70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:45 AM Response to Reply #32 |
41. lol |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:29 AM Response to Original message |
28. Clark hides the truth about those phony "moon landings" and Area 51 too! |
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QC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:30 AM Response to Original message |
29. HE ALWAYS LEAVES THE SEAT UP!! |
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bhunt70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:31 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. SAY IT AIN'T SO ! |
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WillyBrandt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:46 AM Response to Reply #29 |
43. Clark shot Glenn Miller! |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
31. Worse yet: his supporters have no sense of humor! |
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Rowdyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:33 AM Response to Reply #31 |
33. ROTFLMAO |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:35 AM Response to Reply #33 |
34. hehe |
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bhunt70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:35 AM Response to Original message |
35. doesn't Wes Clark own Democratic Underground? |
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bain_sidhe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:37 AM Response to Reply #35 |
37. ssshhhhhhhhh |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:38 AM Response to Reply #35 |
38. the 2 General Discussion forums gave it away huh... Curses, foiled again! |
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Clark Can WIN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:41 AM Response to Reply #35 |
39. I heard there are three shovels in his shed in Little Rock............ |
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mikewriter (79 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:52 AM Response to Reply #35 |
51. LOL!!! |
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Crunchy Frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:03 AM Response to Reply #35 |
56. You mean |
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WillyBrandt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:44 AM Response to Original message |
40. CLARK OWNS AMELIA EARHEARDT'S BONES! |
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VolcanoJen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:45 AM Response to Original message |
42. Hey all you new Clark DUers - check out this thread from August! |
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ClarkGraham2004 (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:49 AM Response to Reply #42 |
47. Bwahahaha! |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:06 AM Response to Reply #42 |
58. Oh myyyyyyyyy |
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Clark Can WIN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:15 AM Response to Reply #42 |
60. Hey I did pretty good if I do say so myself. |
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Tatiana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:36 AM Response to Reply #42 |
63. LMFAO! |
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VolcanoJen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:40 AM Response to Reply #63 |
68. My favorite from the older thread: "Clark composed 'The Macarena.'" |
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VolcanoJen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:44 AM Response to Reply #68 |
70. And another: CLARK LET THE DOGS OUT! |
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Leilani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 03:26 AM Response to Reply #68 |
76. Has to be the winner |
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bain_sidhe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:47 AM Response to Original message |
44. He's in league with Voldemort! |
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WillyBrandt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:47 AM Response to Original message |
45. He speaks perfect Russian, like Lenin |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:02 AM Response to Reply #45 |
55. ROFL!!!! |
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Gloria (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:48 AM Response to Original message |
46. Clark and his Bars are responsible for 98% of the world's trans fatty |
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WillyBrandt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:49 AM Response to Reply #46 |
48. He owns stock in the New England Confectionary Company |
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WillyBrandt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:49 AM Response to Original message |
49. He referenced the HOMESTEAD ACT in a speech |
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QC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:54 AM Response to Reply #49 |
52. LOL--I remember that one. |
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WillyBrandt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:05 AM Response to Reply #52 |
57. It pops up now and again |
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bhunt70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:51 AM Response to Original message |
50. He talks through EVERY movie, and never pays for dinner. |
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windansea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 12:57 AM Response to Original message |
53. he never blinks |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:09 AM Response to Original message |
59. Not even a hole, but lint instead in your pocket? |
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isbister (902 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:32 AM Response to Original message |
61. He is part of the military industrial complex |
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WillyBrandt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:33 AM Response to Reply #61 |
62. Then why does he argue for CUTTING the Pentagon budget |
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isbister (902 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 02:40 AM Response to Reply #62 |
75. Re: |
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RafterMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:39 AM Response to Reply #61 |
66. Not only part of the MIC |
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Bolo Boffin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:37 AM Response to Original message |
64. Clark is Keyser Soze. |
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SeveneightyWhoa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:37 AM Response to Original message |
65. I think this calls for an article: |
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Crunchy Frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:40 AM Response to Original message |
67. He blew up the planet Alderon |
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Printer70 (990 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:41 AM Response to Original message |
69. Clark advances a lot of conspiracy theories himself |
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Crunchy Frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:49 AM Response to Reply #69 |
72. Those were simply |
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Printer70 (990 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 04:12 AM Response to Reply #72 |
78. LOL- we started war to make Clinton look bad?? |
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Crunchy Frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 04:50 AM Response to Reply #78 |
82. I don't even know what |
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Printer70 (990 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 05:07 AM Response to Reply #82 |
84. Listen this time: Clark said Iraq war fought to embarass Clinton |
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Crunchy Frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 06:47 AM Response to Reply #84 |
85. LOL! |
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NV1962 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 01:45 AM Response to Original message |
71. He brushes his teets five times per day, and |
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Clark4VotingRights (795 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 02:06 AM Response to Original message |
74. He faked the Loch Ness Monster pics. |
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QC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 03:59 AM Response to Original message |
77. Clark bough the Elephant Man's skeleton from Michael Jackson! |
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hellhathnofury (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 04:13 AM Response to Original message |
79. I heard Clark takes Belgian babies from their mothers and tosses them into |
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QC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 04:14 AM Response to Original message |
80. CLARK ATTENDED A "SLEEPOVER" AT NEVERLAND!! |
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snyttri (488 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 04:15 AM Response to Original message |
81. Clark was the director of the Dean tapes |
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Leilani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 04:58 AM Response to Original message |
83. During Watergate |
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Fahrenheit911 (49 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-12-04 07:03 AM Response to Original message |
86. You know those plastic bits at the end of shoelaces? |
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