Did you know bush would be more likley to help you if you were stranded ?

[bush equals idiot]

Did you see this ?

Matthews said one of the networks asked the question in their poll, "which candidate would be more likely to stop and help you if you were stranded on the side of the road."

The results............... 40% Bush.....30% Kerry.

:wtf: Bush would stop? ... Bush would give you the finger as he went by!

Can't we pass a law against people being this stupid? You know, herd em off to an island somewhere. Call it, 'stupid island.'

[unblock]

1. bush WOULD help you

as soon as you signed a loyalty oath and contributed $250,000 to the republican party....

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I'd rather stay stranded

than get into a car with The Chimpinator. He might want to practice some of his LOOOOVE.

[Shoeempress]

5. EEWWW. Now I have to try and get that image out of my head

[AnnInLa]

3. Tweety also showed his depth when,

during the Dem Convention, he expressed doubt that the American public was ready to accept a First Lady with an accent. He is so shallow, he embarrasses himself and whoever is watching.

[bobbieinok]

22. but Arnold as prez is OK????

[mchill]

4. My version of this question is

Who would you rather be in a fox hole with?

Answer:
The one that wasn't afraid to be there.

[Eye and Monkey]

6. If you were stranded roadside as Bush was passing -

you'd likely be detained by the Secret Service as a terra suspect.

[KC21304]

7. How many lives has Bush saved ?

Kerry saved at least one life in Vietnam and also one Congressman's or was he a Sen ? from choking. Now that is what is called a good Samaritan.

[Philostopher]

8. More important question, to me anyway:

Which candidate would be the most likely to know how to change a tire -- the one who did his time in country or the one who's had everything done for him all his life and probably doesn't know how to do anything more technical than pick his nose?

I'm guessing all other things being equal, the guy who windsurfs, skis, plays hockey and all that is much more likely to know what to do with a tire iron, in other words. If I need somebody to stand and smirk and tell me how to change the tire while I do it myself, I wouldn't have to go as far as the White House.

[Cats Against Frist]

21. Yeah, I'm sure Karen starts the chainsaw for *, for his photo-ops, too

[Philostopher]

23. Can you imagine how nervous that makes Karen and KKKarl?

'Oh, Christ, here he goes with that chainsaw again -- which extremity is he going to almost lop off this time?'

"No -- everybody get back! Now! Don't distract him!"

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

9. Considering how Kerry has saved multiple people's lives, not only in

Vietnam, but doing the Heimlich on REPUBLICAN Senator Chic Hecht of Nevada, while Bush has had to BE resuscitated choking on a freaking pretzel, I think the answer there is pretty clear.

I still have this image of shrub's esophagus and larynx rising up and trying to end his presidency, only to be wrestled down by the Secret Service.

[dogtag]

10. Just goes to show how effective the pukes have been

with the ridiculous 'good ole boy' Shrub spin. Has he ever DONE anything that makes him a 'stand up' guy? Don't think so. Total puffery, but damn, it worked. The debates are quickly deflating the puff, however.

[skordane]

11. Unless You Were in a River in Vietnam

[bush equals idiot]

12. Yeah Matthews gushed all over it.

He asked his panel, why is it so many more people find bush so much more likeable. I wanted to :puke:

[jimshoes]

13. Not in a million years

not in his nature. Look how he reacted to Carla Faye Tucker's plea for help.

[louis-t]

14. I was thinking along similar lines this morning

I don't believe * has done anything to benefit anyone but himself his entire life. That is, unless he can get someone to do it for him.

[The empressof all]

15. Who the hell are the idiots that believe such a thing

Stupid question for stupid people

[patdem]

16. Which network, which poll..how come we never ever heard of this poll?

bogus...bogus...bogus!!!

[seabeyond]

17. he would tell you to pull yourself up by bootstraps

if he were to help, he would be an enabler

[RobertDevereaux]

18. Didn't Kerry stop a few months ago...

...when a cop in his motorcade laid his motorcycle down?

The Chimp? No fucking way!

[bush equals idiot]

19. You know I was thinking,

If that had been bush on that swift boat when Kerry turned his boat around to pull Rassman out of the water, under withering gunfire...bush would have been so far down the river, you couldn't have found him with an Apache helicopter.

[blue neen]

20. We are stranded,

and Bush is the one who stranded us.