Keyes is closest living person to Christ? (Freeper lunacy)

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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1241097/posts

Keyes is the closest living person to Christ that I know of. And Illinois is one of the closest things to depraved that I know of.

If history repeats itself, which I believe it will, Keyes will be "crucified" in the election.

Good men just aren't wanted on a wide scale, never have been, never will be. There's just too few of us who know good when we see it.

[JohnKleeb]

1. Thats insane

[iwantmycountryback]

2. Those people are pyschotic

Keyes is like Sad Adams and Patrick Henry? He will kick Obama's ass? Holy shit I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. Freepers

Just when you think they can't say anything stupider they prove you wrong.

[carpetbagger]

4. Wanna make a bet?

I bet you that the person who said that, at some point in his or her life, saw a rendition of Jesus as a black or arab man, and blew his or her top.

And if you give me at least even odds, I bet the words "F*cking democrats" came out of his or her mouth during that diatribe.

[cheshire]

5. They do realize he's black don't they? LOL

[NightTrain]

6. Hmm.... I never knew that Christ had a lesbian daughter!

:evilgrin:

[Johnny 99]

7. Keyes = Patrick Henry?

WTF mates?

[xray s]

8. Well...as Jezzus said in John 12:18-20

"Thou shalt heavily arm thyself with weaponry, and kill thy enemy without mercy. Ridicule those that disagree with you. Be rich, but share not those riches with the poor. Indeed, ignore the poor, for their plight is of their own doing, for they are lazy and shiftless. Walk over the sick, their sins have caused their sickness, so they should suffer alone and trouble you not. Lift high and make idols of the very rich. Cut their taxes and add them to the burden of the poor, so the poor may suffer mightily."

So I guess Keyes is pretty close to Jezzus.

[punpirate]

9. Thomas Frank has...

... had what I would describe as a political epiphany regarding these people. They see criticism as persecution.

Keyes is so far out in the fringes that he receives nothing but criticism.

Apart from that, I'm sure this is a one-issue comment about Keye's stand on abortion.

[pelagius]

10. That's exactly right...

I was raised a fundie and they have a preoccupation with persecution. And someone questioning their beliefs -- even in a curious, openminded manner -- flips them out. It's the same as being burned at the stake. They run back to their churches and yelp about Satan attacking them.

Persecution obsesses them almost as much as sex. And that's saying something.

[Bluebear]

11. So they are willing to concede Jesus is a niggra? I doubt it.

[JohnnyCougar]

12. Just like they fail to see Jesus as a Jew...

He might have even had arab descent. GASP!!!! Jesus is a terrrrrrrist!!

[Bluebear]

13. Call John Ashcroft!

[madrchsod]

14. YES!!!!!

i live in a depraved state!!!!dam am i ever lucky... i invite all you to share my humble land -not the "land of lincoln" but the "land of depravity"