Caption the Chimp

[Sparkly]

"Condi taught me everything I know."

"You never saw any bulge in my back of this size resembling a rectangular receiver."

"It's only a 7 trillion dollar debt, they can handle it -- you want to spoil your grandchildren or teach them some responsibility?"

[goclark]

1. What is wrong with his chin?

Did he fall again or was this a photoshop?

[JohnnyCougar]

4. Looks like a shadow

[Scootman78]

5. You mean the dark spot? Thats a shadow of his hand...

At least that's what I see. I wish I didn't see anything at all...its tough having to look at evil.

[JohnnyCougar]

2. "It's about that big after a bottle of whiskey."

Whiskey dick boy.

[Scootman78]

3. You want to know fear? I once had a drink in college that was this small!

[undercover_brother]

6. I am missing my codpiece. About this size.

[Scootman78]

7. "As long as you believe my lies, you can have some free Freedom Fries!"

"But it only comes in this size because after Iraq and the tax cuts, we can't afford anything more".

[smuvop]

8. Original Message

This is all I can give Laura, on a good night!!!:nopity:

[newyawker99]

21. Hi smuvop!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Lefty48197]

9. Sure we've got a bit of a deficit now, but

the economy is strong and getting stronger!

[benito]

10. urmph

I do not have an opposable thumb like you good people.

[bacchant]

11. * demonstrates how he guides Satan's three-foot-member into his mouth.

Sorry

[RareLubbockDem]

12. i peench your head

i peeench it....

[Born_A_Truman]

13. If My IQ

could be measured in inches, it's about this big.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. And I'd like to introduce Tony, the little boy who lives in my mouth

Redrum, Redrum, Redrum.

[AlCzervik]

15. My lead in the polls is eroding by this much every week.

[leftofthedial]

16. pickles had never seen one this long before

so i didn't tell her i borrowed it from condi

oooooh, oooooh, oooooooooh!

[LiberalAndProud]

17. I only have this much time left to live in the White House

/eom

[LibDemAlways]

18. They shoved about

this much of the receiver up my ass before they decided to go with my back, and then damn if it didn't show.

[Scootman78]

19. Heh...

I liked that one. I wonder where they'll hide it during debate #3.

<<<<Sudden bad image>>>>> Actually, I don't want to think about it.

[PerfectSage]

20. Caption the Chimp

This is how long my fully errect ***** is.

[newyawker99]

22. Hi PerfectSage!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[pffarrell]

23. "My wood is THIS big"

[johnnyrocket]

24. I'm squishing your head! I'm squishing your head!