Don't Underestimate the Lurking Freepers here!

[Roland99]

I've posted some Yahoo news stories here in the last several minutes and I've noticed the ratings on them have dropped noticeably since posting.

My guess is Freepers (and their inbred offspring) are lurking here in large numbers.

[Langis]

1. Well, have you seen the layout at freeperepublic?

If I was a freeper I would spend all my time here too. :evilgrin:

[Momgonepostal]

6. True, it's put together in a weird way

And it's not just the layout that's bizarre over there...

[obiwan]

24. I understand it was designed by Dennis Miller...

... shortly after he snorted Drano.

[NEDem]

2. It surprises me that the mouth-breathers can even read in the first place.

eom

[RevCheesehead]

16. Love it! LOL!

[obiwan]

25. Evolution, brother, evolution...

... gotta do SOMETHING after learning to walk semi-upright.

[Catch22Dem]

3. Hey freeper lurkers!

I love you. Hugs and kisses! :hug:

My friend, Josh, always says "kill 'em with kindness." It's what they don't understand and it drives them insane. So, did I kill any of them?

[NMDemDist2]

4. oh they're here all right, I posted a thread yesterday and in 10 minutes

it was on the "those who will not be named" site and on another local thread i was on

they were so proud they "busted" me LOL

[Roland99]

7. Yeah...the Yahoo news article on the new Gallup poll was just posted there

about 4 minutes ago.

They're a bunch of lamer copycats

[NMDemDist2]

9. well yahoo belongs to everyone and i'm sure they watch it too

no surprise they see the same articles we do ya know?

[dietdpfan]

13. I followed that yesterday.

You did a great job with that one jackass (I won't name him--he knows who he is).

Bravo for holding your ground. I think you showed him a thing or two.

:hi:

[NMDemDist2]

39. but of course he claimed victory on "that other place"

i just can't wait to go on the local board on 11/3 and rub their hateful faces in it

i am amazed and embarrassed for our country reading some of the racist warmongering junk they post

[AnIndependentTexan]

45. I know the feeling I have had a few post end up over there.

Isn't it funny how they are the first to yell freedom of speech when they abuse it the most?

[darkism]

5. Dear freepers,

Please return to your hate-filled, intolerant smear board and stop wasting DU's bandwidth.

Thank you.

[NMDemDist2]

10. welcome to DU darkism

:hi:

[obiwan]

26. Let 'em play....

... it's easier than trying to throw a saddle on 'em.

[newyawker99]

29. Hi darkism!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

8. Hey Freepers

Here's the freeper finger :puke:

[leftofthedial]

11. that's okay

we mess with them too. I have posted over there for a long, long time. While they are utterly intolerant, they are also utterly clueless.

You can push the stupidity, illogic and extremism so far that no sane person could possibly agree with you...

But then they always do!! It's laughable.

txradioguy out.

[yardwork]

42. It is remarkable, isn't it?

My proudest moment was the day I got somebody warned - twice - for accusing me of being a lurker from DU.

[seraph]

12. I declare today, "Euthanize a Freeper" day!

:evilgrin:

[txindy]

14. Their inbred offspring are here?

Those knuckle-draggin', cousin-lovers? Keeps them off the streets, I guess. :evilgrin:

[Starlight]

15. Maybe some of our forums should be "members only" n/t

[beyurslf]

17. They have to lurk here. They get all their news from our research.

[Maestro]

18. Never, absolutely,

[Vogon_Glory]

19. Hey, Freepers, The Bible Has Words About Your Favorite Spin Doctors!

From Psalm 101, verses 5 and 7

Him who slanders his neighbor secretly I will destroy
The man of haughty looks and arrogant heart I will not endure


No man who practices deceit shall dwell in my house; no man who utters lies shall continue in my presence.

[endnote]

20. All freepers are fat, ignorant pigs...

Thank god they smoke and love McDonald's shit, so they'll die off by their mid 50s... Unfortunately, by then they'll have generated 3 or 4 fat, dumb piglets... Somebody needs to stop the freeper pig cycle...

[dietdpfan]

21. This is why abortion must stay legal.

And we need to promote it to the freeptards. Nobody wants to have to support ugly, smelly freeper spawn. Ick!

[prolesunited]

37. Even though I'm pro-choice

I find your comment in extremely poor taste. Eugenics is NOT a good thing. That was a concept Hitler and the Nazis ascribed to.

[evilqueen]

22. That should be easy...

We have the Nobel prize winning scientists, the political scientists, the economists, and the rest of the brains on our side.

'nuff said.

[NMDemDist2]

40. hey now! I smoke and love McDonalds too and don't look a day

over 70!

don't believe me? check my gallery pic :evilgrin:

[obiwan]

23. Dear Freepers,

I understand that if you jerk off enough in one day, there's nothing left. Maybe that's why Freepers lurk here- to defeat sheer boredom. Tell us normal human beings the truth on this, Freepers.
Apparently excessive inbreeding has produced a sub-species (Freepers) that feels pain when attempting to think clearly or logically, and that strikes out blindly when confronted by the truth.
The poor grammar is easily explained. This is due to nerve damage to the fingers when the Freepers were whacked in the nose with a baseball bat when they fell asleep in Remedial English.
Or maybe when their leaders told them to blow up a bus full of terrorists, and they burned their lips.
Nothing that a closed closet and an open tank of Nitrous wouldn't fix.

BTW, terrorists aren't "nuisances"; Freepers are. They commit suicide by putting grocery sacks over their heads, emptying a can of Raid Flying Insect Killer into the sack, and breathing deeply.

Have you ever attempted to have a rational, logical conversation with a Freeper-type? They think they have won because they know how to shout louder.

A new car specifically designed for Freepers has been unveiled. The exhaust pipe's on the INSIDE.

Why aren't there any Freepers driving in NASCAR? Nobody makes square helmets.

Contrary to Freeper's beliefs, assault weapons are NOT "fashion accessories."

Remember, you can lead a Freeper to knowledge, but you can't make him think.

The last book read by a Freeper is probably the assembly instructions that came with their "Accu-Jac."

Q: What's the first thing a Freeper does after making love?
A: Opens the car door.

"Freeper"- Iraqi for "The condom broke."

[obiwan]

27. Freepers are living proof...

... that drunken Aryans fucked Skodas.

[obiwan]

28. ...or Trabants.

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. Who cares?

:shrug: :hi:

[lil-petunia]

31. damn, after 1200 posts you found me out.

NOT!

[americanwomanone]

32. Of Course There Are No one Signed a Loyalty Oath. n/t

[MsTryska]

33. Welcome Freepers!

here is the inside track on what the rest of America thinks of your fuhrer. We call him Chimpy here.


So go back to your little gaggle of dimwits and marinate on that.


peace out!

[LTR]

34. Crockspot's obsessed with us

Sad pathetic little shit. He's also Sar_dude on the Yahoo boards (troll on Sinclair's financial page). Surfs DU day and night posting every little thing on a message board that I'd rather not name.

While we're discussing issues and sharing knowledge, he's just lurking and trying to impress his five buddies over there with wisecracks about 'taking on the DUmmies'. He is a complete loser, and a sad, pathetic shit. Also seems like kind of a wimpy guy.

[NMDemDist2]

41. hmmm that's interesting

and now he'll crow we mentioned him here ROFL

he'll be sooooo happy :evilgrin:

[rumguy]

48. aka 'cocksport'

[sherilocks]

35. I agree with Moonbeam

Is it possible to have a member's only forum where one person moderates and the members are screened?

[bo44]

36. Freepers are a case of Charmin pining for a gutless old prikkks soiled ass

[GalleryGod]

38. Think of the Freeper alternative! They've No Place to Go! Asswipes All.

:spank:

[mumon]

43. They're biting their nails no doubt

I'd be scared too if I were supporting Bush.

[AnIndependentTexan]

44. Don't worry their small brains can not handle the truth

[Politicub]

46. You never know...

Maybe the truth will shine through for some of them, with their frequent visits.

Hey - i can dream.

[Misunderestimator]

47. And don't misunderestimate the ConservativeUnderground lurkers either

They're so fascinated by DU that they have an entire forum devoted to us. (I'm sure I'll find this post quoted there tomorrow... idiots.)

Edit to word the title in a way they will comprehend. :)

[The_Casual_Observer]

49. It is just about the only active forum at the stinky place

It reminds me of spectators at an event that they can't gain entry to, so they crane their necks, stand on their tip toes and eventually get frustrated and curse the thing. It is a pitiful loathsome lot.