Bush Dares Public to Resist Obvious Captions

[Rose Siding]

[iwantmycountryback]

1. My brain is THIS big!

[atre]

34. You have a cleaner mind than I do, apparently

:)

[LiberalFighter]

45. It might be because he couldn't describe something that was...

shriveled up and hiding.

[teach1st]

2. I wouldn't touch this caption plea...

...with a three inch pole.

[Catch22Dem]

3. Read my lips, the deficit will be small...

[msongs]

4. your post has NO content that I can see........whats the point? n/t

[meganmonkey]

11. Change your preferences to show pictures

[msongs]

13. hmmmmmm guess I will look into this issue :-) thx n/t

;

[msongs]

16. where does one do that?

[Peanut Gallery]

19. Here are the steps...

Go to the "Discussion Forums" main page (not the DU home page). Click the "Options" link at the top. Click "Edit your preferences" in the list of links on the left side. Scroll down to "Hide avatars and other images?" and be sure "No" is checked.

HTH.

[meganmonkey]

22. Options

When you are at the front page of the discussion board, there is a row of icons, one of which says 'Options" (I think - I'm doing this from memory). That's where you change preferences, signature, profile, etc

[Rose Siding]

23. If you can't see the picture....

maybe it's due to a preference setting. If you want to change it, click the "options" icon (in line of icons at top of DU pages) and check our your "preferences".

If you can usually see pics but this one doesn't show up, I don't know what the trouble could be. It really isn't a content filled post- just a funny Bush moment for fun :)

[drfemoe]

25. Options .

your inbox is also disabled. Could not pm you w/ info.

Do you see the photo? The OP is cleverly asking DUers to make up captions for this photo.

:hi: welcome do DU

[msongs]

27. the box is checked yes....must be cuz I am using firefox browser? nt

[Rose Siding]

29. Hey maybe this will help!

Here's the link

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/041011/480/coea10210112342

see, it's just a silly pic

[meganmonkey]

36. Oh, the love here at DU

So much support - and the conservatives call themselves compassionate. Would they have gone through all that effort just so someone could laugh at *?

:grouphug:

[drfemoe]

38. Dunno

Try asking in the Bugs/Features Forum . someone will help you out w/ that browser. I use IE6.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=121

Again, your inobx is also disabled. Cannot send you private messages.

[XanaDUer]

God, he's losing it...

Eom.

[skygazer]

5. Bwahaahaahaahaahaa!!!

Oh, hell, I just fell off my chair laughing. Thank you! I needed that.

[Kakistocracy]

6. Well Bush...

That's cute.

[missouri dem]

7. I've got wood.

[XanaDUer]

14. Toothpick.

Eom.

[MADem]

8. My wee wood is this wee! n/t

[RevCheesehead]

9. Do ya want some wood? Heh-heh-heh

[RevCheesehead]

10. jinx to all of you!

:P

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. Like little Danny in "The Shining" and his make-believe friend Tony

who he made talk with his thumb and finger. "The little boy who lives in my mouth"

"Redrum, redrum, redrum".

[Cha]

15. bush is such a wee fucker!

[MelanieArt]

17. "and the ad said, if I take all the pills they send me...

it could become THIS big!!!"

:)

[newyawker99]

55. Hi MelanieArt!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[drfemoe]

18. This is how much I CARE ..

about anyone but ME!!

[smuvop]

21. This is how much Laura will get tonight

[Virginian]

59. Gross, Oh my minds eye is blinded by the thought.

I don't think he can anymore, drinking robs you of that at a relatively young age.

[NinetySix]

20. Last time I came THIS CLOSE to winning!

This time I intend to cut that margin in half!

[Roland99]

24. Where are the photoshops???

Come on people...get busy! :D

[Raenelle]

26. War is about dick size. Do you see why I had to do it?

[tridim]

28. Hokus pocus..

Flippity flam.. a raz a m'taz.. and ala kazam! booo-ooo-ooop..

I want a divorce! I want a divorce!

[WilliamPitt]

30. I'm crushing your head...crush crush crush...

[sundancekid]

31. like mother, like son ... here's our mind, but as to heart, we got none

[AnIndependentTexan]

32. I knew I shouldn't have had that Burrito and 12pack

Maybe they won't notice the smell

[kodi]

33. I'm Crushing Your Head!

[RollergirlVT]

35. It was just a little lie

[eyepaddle]

37. And you thought

eighty four dollars worth was a small amount of lumber!

:silly:

[ogradda]

39. honest laura..

8 inches is this long!

[Spirochete]

40. "Have y'all seen

my shadow puppet of an earwig yet?"

[Duncan Grant]

41. I came this close to going to Vietnam.

But heck, I did rid Alabama of all Viet Cong. heh-heh.

[Duncan Grant]

42. A good line of cocaine is this long...

but that's just for the pre-party. heh-heh.

[Rose Siding]

48. They wanted me to pee in a cup about this size

[GreenPoet64]

43. I wasn't wired! This little invisble man--he just wouldn't let me finish!

[Endangered Specie]

44. George Bush explaining the Bigger Dick Foreign Policy Theory...

What? They have BIGGER Dicks?! BOMB THEM!

-George Carlin original

I guess muslims have the biggest dicks on the planet? :shrug:

[Roland99]

46. I will crush your head

[Endangered Specie]

47. Hey, how do you know he wasn't just talking Cheney?

Dick Cheney that is. ;)

[LiberalFighter]

49. My whiskey shots had this much

[RunningFromCongress]

50. This is how much

the middle class got out of my tax cuts

[Duncan Grant]

51. I never fill my bong more than this much...

it makes the bubbles sound better. heh-heh.

[aaronbees]

52. He's looking more maniacial each day...

"Do not misunderestimate my wood..."

[LittleClarkie]

53. I'd like this much Takillya

and don't forget the worm please.

[auburngrad82]

54. My policies will shrink hemoroids this big!

[Shadow30]

56. "Yeah but the envelope with the bribe in it was this fuckin thick!"

[JPace]

57. I'm this close to being a God!

why can't you people see my perfection?

[King Coal]

58. OB/GYN's can't practice their love with a Dick like Cheney's

[liberal N proud]

60. When my woody grows in my pants it gets this big!

[Papa]

61. We are stealing your freedom one inch at a time