Finish this sentence: "I'm George W. Bush, and __________"

[mvd]

You know how every campaign ad of his goes "I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message" at the end? Well, let's amend that to say what you'd like to be said after a Bush ad.

I'll start with, "I'm George W. Bush, and I told lies #1,342,578, 1,342,579, and 1,342,580 in this message."

[russian33]

1. "I'm George W. Bush, and I'm in denial"

[elehhhhna]

32. "and I'm repeating this transmission."

[realFedUp]

2. "I'm an alcoholic"

and drug abuser.

[BurtWorm]

3. I suck.

[NYCGirl]

4. "I'm George W. Bush and I'm defeated."

NT

[Andy_Stephenson]

5. Victor Ashe and I are still

having a torrid yet clandestine love affair.

[4morewars]

6. "I'm George W. Bush, and I murder children...

and I LIKE IT !"

[Rambis]

7. My sig line and pic

xxx

[Ironpost]

8. I'm shitter than a drunk house mouse

[Shadow30]

9. ...."and I want to be your lord and master."

[Fovea]

10. ... And this is the last true statement

I will make in this message.

[expatriot]

11. "...Karl Rove promised me some brandy if I approved this message." <nt>

[flordehinojos]

12. "..I will not let go of power"!

[Hubert Flottz]

13. and I WANT MY MOMMY!

Just like when he was "guarding our freedom" that other time, back in 1973-74!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

14. ...Dick Cheney was right. America, go f**k yourself. I'M in charge here."

...if we REALLY had "truth in labeling" laws, THAT is what would be printed on all of his campaign literature...because THAT is where he's really coming from. A man asked to discuss three mistakes he made in four years and could not find ONE, except trusting others who "let him down."

[rndmprsn]

15. I'm a liar of historic proportions, leading to catastrophic failures.

[zbdent]

16. "I'm your waiter for the evening. What can I get you?"

hee hee hee

January 21, 2005 . . .

[Aristus]

17. Ahm George Dubyah Boosh an' I...I...uh...no, wait a sec....

lemme finish! Lemme finish! Okay, now......Um...uh...*blink, blink*...er...GIMME A MINUTE!......um...*blink blink*......dangit!......

[are_we_united_yet]

18. I've messed up bad!"

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Totally Full Of Shit!

That I'd believe!

[Aiptasia]

20. "I'm going to steal two presidential elections, thanks to Jed"

Why is it we haven't heald the FEC accountable yet? There's still no standardization for voting out of the Federal Election Commission, and no paper trail for electronic voting machines in Florida and several other states.

I can see Bush stealing another election barring some scare tactic to keep people from voing in record numbers this year.

What's worse is, most of the new electronic touch screen voting machines that Florida has installed won't release the source code for "security" reasons.

I'm sorry, but that sword cuts both ways. If you don't want people to hack into your computer, you offer up the source code to would-be hackers to try and reverse-engineer it or break it in some way. Companies like Cisco, Norton and McAfee have employed hackers for years in attempts to keep the most robust anti-hacking software and firewalls up to date on your home PC, much less some voting machine somewhere.

Right now, who'se to say the voting machines are tamper proof? Certainly no independently verifiable source has tested them. What if some programmer coded the touch screen so that if you touched four or five places in a special sequence, the machine would enter a diagnostic mode where anyone (and I do mean anyone, us or them) could edit the vote count!

I mean, good lord... Even grocery stores have recipt spools that record every transaction. Why can't a voting machine have a simple spool of paper in it that records how someone voted? That way, if the machine goes down or if there needs to be a tally recount, they can just read it off the spool. It's not brain surgery people.

If your polling place has electronic machines, demand a paper ballot!

[Talisyn]

21. and, well, it's real hard work being uh, me

[chaska]

22. ...I'm dumber than a box of rocks.

[MallRat]

23. I'm a mean, vindictive asshole who could never win a truly fair election.

n/t

[mvd]

24. Good ones, everyone!

I knew DU would come through. :toast:

[AverageJoe]

25. I hate your freedom

[LibDemAlways]

26. after January 20 I'll be your friendly Wal-Mart Greeter."

eom.

[Paragon]

27. I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this mess."

:D

[irancontra]

28. I'm George W. Bush, and jesus told me I could be prezodint.

[RafterMan]

29. and You're Not.

[Hobo]

30. resign as president of the United States effective

tomorrow at noon and I turn myself in for crimes against humanity.


Peace

Hobo

[Shopaholic]

31. I'm a dumbass?

[liberal N proud]

33. i am an IDIOT

[Spike from MN]

34. I'm George Bush and...uh...my time up yet?

As Edwards said Sunday in his appearance at Maple Grove, MN, "Yes George Bush. Your time IS up!"

[Talisyn]

35. ...and I could use a good anti-perspirant

[peacetalksforall]

36. and I'm un-American.

[Hubert Flottz]

37. I'm a total corporate Pimp!"

I'm Kenny's Boy!"

I'm raiding the US Treasury AGAIN, in a time of war!"

I'm a total tool of the military industrial complex!"

I'm a total hypocrite!"

I'm still a spoiled brat!"

I'm functionally illiterate!"

I can't even drive a bicycle!"

I've never found a job that I could really do right!"

I'm a complete parasite!"

I'm a dictator!"

I'm dying for a tall cold one!"

I'm always on vacation!"

I'm a wimp!"

I'd steal the pennies off a dead man's eyes!"

I lie every time I open my smirk!"

Edit}}}I'm discombobulated!"

This is habit forming!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

38. I'm George W. Bush and do you want freedom fries with your burger?

[AntiCoup2K4]

39. I'm George W. Bush and....

TERRA911SADDAMTHREAT911TERRAISTWEREATWARGODDAMNITTERRASEPTEMBER11TERRAMUSHROOMCLOUDSOVERCLEVELANDTERRAFEARTERRA!!!

[NervousRex]

40. I scratch my balls, then sniff my fingers.

n/t

[slappypan]

41. "I'm George W. Bush, and I would like to congratulate my opponent

Senator John Kerry on his victory this evening. The American people have made their decision, and Vice President Cheney and I will begin work tomorrow morning to make the transition go as smoothly as possible for the new administration. Senator Kerry ran a terrific campaign, he will be a strong and effective leader, and our nation will be in capable hands. May God bless the United states of America. Good night. ... no, questions please, at this time. Good night."

[Contrary1]

42. I'm George , err...

let me finish, W. Bush, and I couldn't find my
own ass without Karl telling me where to look.

[bmbmd]

43. I'm George W. Bush

and I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth..

[H3Dakota]

44. I'm KING of the world!

[demwing]

45. You're not! /nt

[King Coal]

46. "and I approved these scripted questions."

[RareLubbockDem]

47. "I'm George Bush and I approved this torture."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

48. "I'm George Bush and Karen Hughes approved this message"

"Is that it, Karen?" "Karen?" "Is this earpiece a workin'?" "Oh, you meant me, Karen?" "But you said 'tell 'em I approved this message'". "huh?" "Oh, I thought that meant you."

[MazeRat7]

49. I've got wood. (n/t)

[VOX]

50. "I never wanted to be president. Jeb was supposed to be the one."

"He's the smart one. He can string a sentence together. He **signed** PNAC. I just wanted to play golf and get wasted every now and then. Shit."