Bush is so freaking PHONY

[Stephanie]

Even the ROCKS are FAKE.


President George W. Bush (news - web sites) speaks from a podium decorated with fake rocks and plants at a campaign rally in Colorado Springs, October 12, 2004. Bush is campaigning in key western states before his final presidential debate tomorrow against his Democratic Party rival John Kerry (news - web sites). (Jason Reed/Reuters)




And he's looking particularly stupid here. Bodes well for tomorrow:

Tue Oct 12, 4:39 PM ET

[Jack_Dawson]

1. Bush looks stupid?

Water is wet. Sky is blue. Freepers lack intelligence.

[Cocoa]

2. even the turkey was fake n/t

[txindy]

5. Oh, I don't know about that, his waving next to McCain looks very lifelike

:toast:

;)

[CatWoman]

3. yup -- even the rocks in his head are fake too

:hi:

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. And that cadaverous bastard next to him isn't any better

[Catfight]

6. What's wrong with McCain? LIke all Repugs, fist and rigid. Bush's

head is twice smaller than his hand, he looks like the BeatleJuice character with the pea head. We have a retarded President, I'm so sad.

[txindy]

7. I thought McCain had major damage to his arms

from years of torture he suffered in the Vietcong P.O.W. camps. :shrug: I know he can't raise them very far.

[ewagner]

8. ...ummmmm...

Anybody thinking phallic symbol there?

[Sub Atomic]

10. you mean the one sprouting out of *'s head?

[Stephanie]

11. Oh please, oh gross!

But of course that's exactly what it is. Just like his big THRUST stage at the convention looked exactly like...

They're just gauche. They have no class at all.

[DoYouEverWonder]

20. It reminded me of this pic from El Topo

Sorry for the size of this pic, it was the only one I could find. But this was the image that came into my brain, when I saw that pic above of W. Yes, I know, I have a very sick mind.

[endnote]

9. Those rocks look like gigantic turds....

[Stephanie]

12. How much did Scott Sforza SPEND on the rocks?

that's what I want to know.

[RoBear]

13. Take a look at that bottom picture.

Two who have sold their souls.

[gardenista]

14. The rock on the right is, um, interesting. nt

[Stephanie]

15. yes perhaps it is not the phallic symbol suggested above

but in fact the opposite

[SpiralHawk]

18. You're not thinking "perverted sex act" are you

mgdec? Because these are Republicans, and that would definitely be WrongThink. We don't want to go there.

[Unstuck In Time]

16. Which one is Rove hiding in, whispering into Bush's wire?

Eeeny-meeny-miny-mo...

[CO Liberal]

17. Those Fake Rocks...

...were supposed to symbolize the Garden of the Gods, a red rock formation on the north side of Colorado Springs (and south of the Air Force Academy).

Pretzelboy was speaking this morning at the World Arena, which is on the south end of the city (near Fort Carson, where many of the Iraq war dead were stationed).

[SpiralHawk]

19. Everyone in EnchantmentLand knows the Garden of the Gods

lies along the Turquoise Trail, just north of Cerillos, NM, in the lee of the Silver Hills. All the rocks there are 100% bona fide real.

Can there possibly be two of these Godly Gardens? Can America handle that?

[CO Liberal]

21. I'm Waiting....

...for James Dobson (head honcho at "Focus on the Family") to DEMAND that the City of Colorado Springs rename that area "Garden of the Saints", or some other lame name without a pagan reference.

[politicat]

22. And that is the day that I go postal on FotF.

The man is such an ass-suck.

The entire organization needs a diesel high colonic.

Pcat

(Figuratively speaking, Agent Mike. Geez. Get that wire tap offa me!)

[CO Liberal]

23. What FOTF Really Needs...

...is a thorough IRS investigation, padlocks on the doors, and James Dobson doing the perp walk.