You know how Bush is always struttin' around with his arms out

[goodboy]

could this be why?




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[Booster]

1. I think he always wears a vest - have you ever noticed how badly

his suits fit around his neck; like a little boy in a man's suit. He's afraid of his own shadow.

[goodboy]

2. His suits look big on him. (nt)

[AlCzervik]

3. I think you're right about him always wearing one

He may be the first pResident that has Kevlar on 24/7. American president anyways. Let me add on edit that it would be nice if he sent his spares to the troops in Iraq, i'm George has the best top of the line vest our money can buy for him.

[goodboy]

4. Isn't the secret service also protecting John Kerry? It doesn't look like

Kerry wears one.

[Doohickie]

8. I think Kerry has a better build (long and thin)

to be able to wear a vest and get away with it.

But I don't get the impression he wears one.

[AlCzervik]

11. If they gave one i'm sure it's made out of tissue paper.

[goodboy]

5. self delete

[goodboy]

10. "...George has the best top of the line vest our money can buy for him..."

Unlike our poor soldiers he sent without the body armor they needed.

[Philostopher]

6. I've said so before.

I think the coward sleeps in Kevlar pajamas. He probably has a pair of the ones with feet, and a button-up backdoor. Pickles has to fasten the back door for him, though.

[goodboy]

7. LOL...(nt)

[Doohickie]

9. Yeah, Pickles has to close the flap

after she puts the strap-on away....

[Philostopher]

12. The strap-on, needless to say,

is probably also bulletproof.

[LiberalFighter]

24. Are you sure????....

it doesn't go all the way up the "back door"?

[cheshire]

13. It needs arms that wrap around the back.

[Algorem]

14. He's making his phony accent more and more country/western or what-

ever.will he be talking "frontier gibberish" by election day and shooting 2 pistols into the air like Yosemite Sam?

[allalone]

25. will it be "genuwine" frontier gibberish? nt

[sam sarrha]

15. apparently his head isn't considered a vital organ

[goodboy]

18. LMAO...nope, I guess not.

[AirAmFan]

16. Nah--He's been walking like that ever since he got his first cowboy suit, at age

four. In his mind, he still has on a gunbelt with a six-shooter ready to draw with either hand.

[Connie_Corleone]

17. If you watched the Frontline show tonight,

You would see the chimp walking like that most of his life.

[goodboy]

19. So he's a knuckly-dragging monkey. ok.

[Cronus Protagonist]

20. That's a bulky one, but I think you got it right

It's certainly not because he's so bulked his lats hold his arms out.

[Jane Austin]

21. There's a very simple explanation for this.

It's body language for "I'm a bigger man than you, and you can smell my pits and believe it."

I used to teach sixth grade in a rough part of town, and the boys would stick their arms out like that, stare, and circle each other before they started pounding one another.

We share our lives with some champion Golden Retrievers, and you see this kind of behavior all the time at dog shows and other canine gatherings.

The dogs hike their tails up ("I'm the top dog - -smell my anal glands and believe it" - - their armpits are benign) and they hike their ears way up and back. The ear thing is not the cute quizical ear position you want for pictures, but is hyper-alert and pretty ugly. Like sixth-graders they, too, circle and stare at each other before either being separated or having at it. There are glands around their ears, too.

Since armpit glands tell a tale of pheremones to Physical Man, it helps get your story out if you hold your arms out so your adversary can smell your special pit smell better.

That's how I knew Bush was a pathetic loser before I ever even heard a word out of his mouth.

Loser Loser Loser Loser Loser Loser Loser Loser Loser Loser !

Sorry if I grossed anybody out.

[Quadrajet]

22. Same as it ever was...

[librechik]

23. let's see the back! It fastens in the back! (bulge alert!)

[allalone]

26. I have a theory, which is mine

the reason such expensive suits fit so badly, the white house tailor a secret dem?

[Jane Austin]

27. Kick!

n/t