Edwards Tells Leno Theory on Bush 'Lump' (in bush's back)

[sonicx]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041013/ap_on_el_pr/edwards_leno&cid=694&ncid=2043

BURBANK, Calif. - John Edwards (news - web sites) has a theory about what was hidden underneath an unusual wrinkle that appeared on the back of President Bush (news - web sites)'s suit jacket during his first debate with John Kerry (news - web sites).

"I think it was his battery," a grinning Edwards told Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show" on Tuesday.

"I think tomorrow, before the debate, John Kerry ought to pat him down," Edwards said, referring to the final Bush-Kerry matchup, scheduled for Wednesday in Arizona.

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Edwards, who said he jogged about five miles Tuesday, reminded the audience he played football as a student. Bush, he noted, was on a cheering squad.

Bush "was on the side, with his pompoms," the North Carolina senator said. "I don't know, can you run fast with those cheerleading outfits on?"

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[KittyWampus]

1. Never In My WILDEST Dreams Would This Story Have Grown Legs

:wow:

[juliagoolia]

3. legs on stories

Guess we need another one with legs huh....

[txindy]

9. You just gotta BELIEVE!

And clap really, really loudly! :toast:

[juliagoolia]

2. aa or aaa? single cell?

Well we all knew he couldn't really be for real didnt we!! But, the idea of a battery pack never occurred to me. Roflmao

[KittyWampus]

4. Oh, SNAP! Edwards Is Ragging On Junior

:D

[Pirate Smile]

5. Too funny!

[juliagoolia]

6. Maybe this is what Kerry needs to snap him

in the next debate.. ask him if he needs to wait for an answer from karl before he gives his rebuttal.

[Shopaholic]

7. They talked about it on the View- too--

Barbara Walters mentioned it. This story has gained traction!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. Now your not saying Chimpy uses a remote mike?

Bad enough Edwards insinuates he once wore a dress.

[gordianot]

10. Good Point

I was watching for this in the last debate and thought I did see Kerry pat Bush on the back.