First thing Kerry should do tomorrow night... (bulge related)

[Rosco T.]

walk out...

TAKE OFF HIS JACKET and make a quick 'spin' for the cameras....

the smile at Chimpy....

[Guaranteed]

1. I was thinking BUSH might do something like that..

But, you're right, I think Kerry should....that would SO throw Bush off his game.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

2. Kerry should ask him if being the bell-ringer at Notre Dame is going...

...to be his next job because it certainly looks like he's got the hump to do it.

[LoZoccolo]

3. Have one of the little Edwards kids do it!

Make it look like an accident! They could just run up and yank at his sleeve like they're playing around with him until his coat rips off!

[Borgnine]

4. If Franken's voodoo curse pays off tomorrow...

...no bulge will be able to help Bush.

[TheWebHead]

5. I was thinking

when Kerry shakes *'s hand, he should give * a tap and rub on the upper back.

[Pirate Smile]

6. That one he could really do and I think he might have done it in the

second debate.

[grannylib]

7. He should put a hand on the Chimp's back as they shake hands.

Perfectly normal behavior, right? Hail, Fellow, Well-Met and all that shit?

[Kali]

8. hahahahhahaha love it nt

[GOPEC]

9. Among the pages of the debate "rules"

was not only a stipulation that they not be filmed from behind, but a dress code requiring jackets.

Hmmmm...

My first question for Bush would be "do you have a better person providing your answers through the transmitter?"

[Heath.Hunnicutt]

10. Just shake his hand and pound him on his back.

A hearty hello smack right between the shoulder blades!