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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 09:21 AM
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Erudite George W. Bush takes JK to Woodshed again tonight. I'm Askeerd.
How can our Demoplan for world domination come to fruition after the brilliant and beloved hellPresidente trounces our aphasiac candidate?

Oh the humanity.
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TaleWgnDg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 09:24 AM
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1. "uummm, look!" no. "ummmm, see!" no. "it's hard work"
Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 09:29 AM by TaleWgnDg
"I KNOW THAT!" "I KNOW OSAMA ATTACKED US!" "it's very hard work, hard work, very hard work."

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on edit: It was George Walker Bush who was REJECTED by a Texas law school and it was John Forbes Kerry who not only passed his LSATs but was admitted to and graduated from a very well-known, respected and established northeast law school, passed the bar exam, and practiced law in a Massachusetts District Attorney's Office as a state prosecutor. GWB is sooooooooooooooo damn stupid.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 09:25 AM
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2. Tonight's subject is domestic/economic policy
in which Bush has made his most stellar achievements. Kerry hasn't got a prayer!

:headbang:
rocknation
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apnu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 09:27 AM
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3. Damn! I guess I'll have to buy some wood!
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 09:27 AM
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4. Oh NOOOOOOOO!
Christ, I didn't realize that. JK was going to be over confident anyway, and this just means that he'll be leading with his chin. Look for a major KO early on.

We're doomed; doomed.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 09:29 AM
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5. i blame society.
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