SATIRE DEPARTMENT (Surreal News)

[AnIndependentTexan]

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Surge in Voters Worries Election Officials

Commenting the tireless work of his State’s election officials Jeb Bush the president’s brother told Surreal Cafe, “These people are doing their best and we have to give them our support… But the last minute registration rush is such that they may not have time to weed out and exclude all of the Democrats from the poll, in fact we may not even have time to filter out the black voters.” Governor Bush said he was offering a one time slavery reparation payment of $5000 to African American voters provided they sign a notorized oath to stay home from the polls on election day.

Govenor Bush said he's working with the INS to deport every possible Democratic voter before Nov 2.

The GOP is providing a free Disney World package vaction to any Republican party members who take advangtage of the recently enacted One Day Residency law in Florida. The One Day Residency law allows any GOP member who is in the State of Florida on November 2, 2004 to automatically become a registered voter on election day.

Governor Bush is ordered every polling precinct to have a Diebold ballot shredder on site, just in case.

The Florida governor announced that the Rebublican Central Committee has has signed with the Hell's Angels to serve as GOP election marshalls, just in case some uppity blacks or liberals try to vote.