Aw, clam up you lilly livered nay-sayers. JK'S A CLOSER!!!

[henslee]

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[TwilightZone]

1. That he is.

And close he will. :P

[henslee]

2. Shamleless kick. Post re-edited to include Foghorn Leghorn pic.

[benburch]

3. Amen!

We're already substantially in the lead nationwide, and this is going to be a Kerry LANDSLIDE.

[giant_robot]

5. Abso-frickin'-lutely a landslide!

Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

[BUSHOUT]

4. Ah say..Ah say..Ah say OF COURSE HE'LL WIN BOY!