In 29, states you cannot eat the fish because of Mercury: a good topic

[genius]

RFK, Jr., recently had his mercury levels checked and they were high. Basically in America, if a woman wants to have children, she should avoid fish. Of course, the milk has rocket fuel and homones. There is the mad cow scar (which only occured under Bush's stepped-down inspections). Young chickens contain high levels of arsenic. Also there is arsenic and cyanide in the water, at higher levels, thanks to Bush. These are big issues for parents who want their chidren to be healthy. Parents will think twice about backing a resident who is poisoning their chidren.

[Kierkegaard]

1. If this is 'good stewardship,'

then I'm a Tibetan monk. I hope Kerry comes armed with some statistics on the current state of our environment for tonight's debate. I though Smuggins got away with murder on environmental issues in the second debate.