What "One" word would set Bush off at the start of the debate?

[GingerSnaps]

Wired? (Bush might think that Kerry means something else)

Nervous?

Puppet?

[nycmjkfan]

1. Asshole?

[GingerSnaps]

3. Runt?

[rkc3]

10. Any one of the following:

Dumbfuck
Dumbass
Fucktard
Future Inmate Bush (it's three words, but would be fun to hear)
Marionette - bush would be confused by a 4 syllable word and stammer for the next 30 minutes as the right side of his brain ran through the "I'm a Ford Truck man" song.

[Demit]

Shame.

[calico1]

2. Liar? n/t

[GingerSnaps]

6. Liar is the perfect word

[mr_hat]

4. Failure.

[BUSHOUT]

51. I need two words..."Miserable failure".......internets allusion!

[The Chronicler]

5. Hoover <nm>

[grasswire]

7. yomama?

just kidding

[chimpymustgo]

12. I LOVE it! I was thinking "Who'syourdaddy?"

nt

[Citizen Jane]

18. Circumlocution?

Not only is he guilty of it, he probably can't pronounce it either!

[newyawker99]

61. Hi Citizen Jane!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[realFedUp]

8. got a monkey on your shoulder tonight Shrub?

hearing things?

Got your flu shot because most of the country won't

What do you think of a private Republican voter registration
group tearing up Democrat's registration forms?

[rkc3]

17. Aren't drugs coming from foreign countries dangerous?

[htuttle]

9. Wimp

:evilgrin:

[nycmjkfan]

15. Mama's boy!

[Don Claybrook]

11. Dumbass? n/t

[phaseolus]

13. incompetent?

liar? corporate tool??

Has to be done with finesse, though. If Kerry went way over the top & if by some miracle bush has an eloquent answer at the ready he could almost look more presidential than Kerry...

Not bloody likely, though.

[Bleacher Creature]

14. Your father . . . .

I know it's two words, but what can you do?

[michigandem2]

19. I AGREE WITH THIS ONE!

[GingerSnaps]

16. Killer

[BlueEyedSon]

20. Duelfer

Report.

[Democracy Died 2004]

21. Whimp

It got poppy all mad.

[barbaraann]

22. Milli Vanilli (two words but one name)

n/t

[LibDemAlways]

33. You beat me to it.

Kerry should turn to dumbass with a wink and a smile and say, "No Milli Vanilli tonight, George. America wants to hear what YOU have to say."

He'd go ballistic. It would be fun to watch.

[BarbaRosa]

37. I think it would go right past him

although we might get the deer in the headlights look for a moment while he tries to figure out what Vanilli wafers has to do with anything.

[sui generis]

23. Liar. Some people say using the L word is too harsh

NOT using the L word is lying. Call him a liar. Explain to the audience that he lied back then to get us into a war and he's lying now to justify it, it's just that he's telling a different lie.

Shrub would choke on his tongue. He would just choke.

[TomClash]

24. Poppy

41's nickname

[TomClash]

25. Failure

[Brotherjohn]

26. "Democracy".

"Despite the way Mr. Bush talks about me, the world isn't going to end because I would do things differently from him. See, in America, we have an open exchange of ideas and opinions, followed by free and fair elections. It's called 'democracy'."

[deadparrot]

27. Coward?

[methinks2]

28. Hillary

The one word that sets them all off . . . Hillary!:evilgrin:

[Gloria]

29. Father or Mother....take your pick....

eom

[friesianrider]

30. Daddy Bush...

Poppy would really get him wound up...

Basically any sort of criticism whatsoever will ruffle Shrub's feathers. HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! ;0

[Arkana]

31. "Daddy."

It'll set him off like a proximity mine.

[vetwife]

32. Bones

[DoYouEverWonder]

39. Temporary

It was his S&B name.

[AntiFascist]

34. "Bush-speak" instead of Orwellian...

also narrow-minded, insulated, apocalyptic, outsourced, train-wreck, peaked, sleeve, Soviet-style, joke, fear-mongering, edge, cliff, indebted, petro, CIA, teamwork.

[blm]

35. Moonie

.

[sphinx77449]

36. In the first debate ...

.. I thought The Little Weasel was gonna pop when Kerry brought up his Daddy's view on an invasion of Iraq.

How 'bout talkin bout the boys Mama this time ?!?!? Naw ...

Fact is ... John Kerry doesn't NEED to stoop to w's level.

Go get em John !!

[saccheradi]

38. unchristlike.

*wink*

[Touchdown]

40. Lush

:evilgrin:

[CityHall]

41. Vociferously

Used correctly in a sentence, that is.

[roseBudd]

42. Punk Ass Bitch

See this thread no my innercity memme:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1051155

[Rockholm]

43. "Who's Your Daddy?"

We all know King George HATES to be asked about or compared to his Daddy!
Maybe, just maybe, Dick Cheney is Bush's DADDY!!!!!!

[omnithrope]

44. Failure or Father

n/t

[cheshire]

45. Assclown

[yellowcanine]

46. I don't know about one word, but I think if Kerry could figure out a way

to use "misled us about WMDs", "your father was right when...", Vice-President Cheney and Halliburton, Enron and Ken Lay, and "when I served my country in Vietnam" all in answer to the same question, that might just about do it.

[Joe Turner]

47. Compromised, Foolish, Detached, Unethical, Impulsive, Lazy, Uncaring...

[DURHAM D]

48. Call of f your dogs and let the people vote. Let the people choose

their leader.

[sundancekid]

49. memo: you're not foolin' some of us here on DU

[DURHAM D]

74. What is that supposed to mean ?

[goclark]

60. Calloffyourdirtytricks

I have been reading at least ten incidents of dirty tricks to disenfranchise voters just this morning.

This may be more than one word, but Kerry needs to say it loud and clear and give examples.

Examples:
Not printing enough ballots

Someone was sorting ballots for the Registrars office and threw away all of those that said "Democrat!"

(Hard to believe this one, did you hear this) Jeb is encouraging Repubs to take the parking places near polls so folks can't vote!

He needs to clearly say, WE will NOT have our votes stolen again!

[dazzlerazzle]

50. portfolio patriots

this is how I see people in *s corner...they have more love for money and power than the country.

[goodboy]

52. Monkey (nt)

[Jack from Charlotte]

53. Cheerleader (pic included)

[LVdem]

54. LOSER

[quaoar]

55. Fallujah

[Ripley]

56. Failure

Miserable.

[spotbird]

57. Two words, "Your father..."

He interrupted during the first debate when poppie was mentioned.

[irancontra]

58. cowardice, chicken-shit, your father, earpiece?

[dubyaD40web]

59. Economic EVIL-DOER

[bhunt70]

62. pussy.

[Hubert Flottz]

63. AWOL!

Wimp!

[Vincardog]

64. DESERTER/ aWOL

[theoceansnerves]

65. "can't admit mistakes"

i wish kerry would say this a few times. "most of us were taught in grade school to admit when we made a mistake, apologize for it and learn from it."

[hippiechick]

66. 'your father - President George HW Bush'

... will probably cause him to convulse and spew pea soup on the floor.


:evilgrin:

[popstalin]

67. Just the word Mistakes seems to set him off

[DrZeeLit]

68. Kitty Kelley

coke?
toke?
dime bags?
police blotter?
dui?
community service?

rapture? revelation?

got milk? got Osama?

wanna hug?

[bluedog]

69. easy

bin laden

[HootieMcBoob]

70. Strategery

:evilgrin:

[genius]

71. Harken

[Democrat 4 Ever]

72. At the last debate Bush reeled off three names of coalition

leaders like he had been coached and he was determined to work them into the debate because he was so proud of himself. If he tries that tonight I wish Senator Kerry would say, "That is very interesting, now give me the names of the next three countries' leaders in the coalition. He has 27 more names to come up with. (Might want to follow up with what exactly they have contribute to this war.) I know, I know, it's about the economy, stupid - tonight, but I can dream.

The man is a dumb ass, let's see him tap dance when he can't come up with our "good" friends names. I'm betting he can't even recall the three from the last debate. He is one of those people who crams for the big test and memorizes just enough to get through the exam and then promptly forgets it. (I honestly thought he had this look on his face after that answer like a puppy that had just rolled over on command and was expecting a treat.)

[neoSattva]

73. Daddy's Girl

[newsguyatl]

75. anything about his lousy planning for war

seems to set him off...

that's when he made the real big faces in the first debate.

[liberal N proud]

76. Daddy Bush