Blogger Attaturk has an hysterical preview of Tweety's

[dogtag]

post debate remarks. Enjoy!

http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/

[VolcanoJen]

1. Hilarious!!!!

Thanks so much for this, dogtag!

Andrea: Yes, that is right Chris, I've heard that Kerry is not a nice man.

Tweety: SHORTER! Keep your answers shorter, you pancaked old hag! Back to me! And the thing that I think is really great is that when Kerry came over and offered to help the President as the latter was rolling around on the floor, with his pants split in back with a runny nose; Bush still had the presence of mind to ignore Kerry's fake sympathetic gesture and turn over and kick Kerry in the shin and then get to his knees and throw a punch at Kerry's groin! That was really impressive, really strong, very determined and that is what I think the American people saw. Manly resolve and determination, bravely trying to punch somebody in the balls. Right Ben?

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5. I needed a belly laugh today as my nerves are again

getting the best of me. Thanks for posting some of the text...I had an inopportune phone call.

I wonder if Tweety reads any of the posts that rip him a new one? He's become so predictable that he is his own parody.

[VolcanoJen]

7. He really gets off on re-airing "Hardball" SNL skits

The guy is totally enamored with himself. He'll show endless loops of Darrel Hammond spoofing him, and then the camera cuts to Tweety belly-laughing.

:puke:

[apnu]

2. Kick for laughs

That was too funny!

:kick:

[yardwork]

3. Thank you!

I forwarded it to my friends - all two of them. Fighting the Forces of Darkness has really put a dent in my social life lately.

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6. I'll check my email, yardwork. (n/t)

[obnoxiousdrunk]

4. funny but

sadly true.

[lalajohns]

8. Very, Very Funny!

n/t

[Langis]

9. OMG that was great

Thank you!