he wouldn't dare wear it tonight, would he? Or MUST he always

[democrat in Tallahassee]

wear it, whatever it is?

[judge_smales]

1. I think it will be a smaller unit

and certainly better hidden, but I really doubt Rove will let him out there w/out his lifeline.

[RoyalWickedness]

14. heh heh, you said "unit"

Sorry, had to.

[newsguyatl]

2. nah, and i don't think he wore it in the second debate either

that's too big of a risk.


that was a back brace of some sort the second debate.

the first debate was definitely a receiver.

and his folks know if it validated, he's as good as gone.

[havocmom]

6. Yeah, seemed like they relied on Ritalin (sp?) in the last debate

Ya know, the Rx stuff they give kids for attention deficit disorder.

One pill makes you bigger.
One pill makes you small.
And the pill your mother gives you...

And that, boys and girls is part of the trouble with Georgie...

[Stephanie]

3. He can't wear it tonight, no way

That's why he's screwed! Hah!!!

[clover]

4. depends what it is: medical? cheatical? (nt)

[DeadHead67]

5. I know where he could put it ! Where the Sun doesn't Shine. . .

. . .that's where most of his answers come from anyway. EARPLUG?!!! You can look in one ear, straight through, and out the other.

[deadparrot]

7. If he does, it's not gonna be on his back.

They'll get a new model. Something.

[Eugene]

8. He will conceal it better this time. Maybe in his pant leg strapped

to his calf. Bush is lost without his handlers.
He must use the box.

:dem:

[kanrok]

9. It's a prehensile tail

to match his prehensile dementia. See e.g., here: http://www.k12.de.us/warner/prehen.htm

You can roll it up under your suit coat, I hear.

Here's the definition of "prehensile tail":

A prehensile tail is a tail that can be used as a "fifth hand". Prehensile tails can be used to hold and manipulate objects. Most of the primates with tails have prehensile tails. Other animals with prehensile tails include the prehensile-tailed porcupine and the prehensile-tailed skink.

I think the line "most of the PRIMATES with tails have prehensile tails" sinks it for me.

[judge_smales]

10. Hey! Maybe *that's* what he had in the crotch of that flight suit!

Ya never know.

[elfin]

11. Dont' think so - that's why he's

been "practicing" so hard the past 3-4 days. But I still think he will do "better than expected" according to the media.

I think he will relish "flying without a net" and his enthusiasm will be appealing to the nitwits who do not listen to what he actually says.

[endnote]

12. He'll have exactly the same thing on

Not doing so would be admission that it is something we were not supposed to see...

[leftchick]

13. They could shove it down his pants couldn't they?

I know it would not alter that annoying fucking strut that looks like he has poop in his pants. He could get away with it there.