Who would win a fistfight between John Kerry and the Chimp?

[Guaranteed]

Let's all remember who's six inches taller, and who actually went to war.

[Worst Username Ever]

1. Has George ever chased someone down and killed them?

I gotta say at least John has some experience with fighting.

[kanrok]

2. I voted Chimpy.

Chimps are very strong, you know.

[Hav]

6. .

Yeah, but this specific Chimp is really dumb..I mean really, really dumb.

[kanrok]

20. Hmmmm....

Got me thinking on that one. But, still, a stupid, strong Chimp may even be more dangerous. Kerry would have to "brain" him with some kind of hard, blunt object. Begs the question though, how do you "brain" the brainless? Still gotta go with the Chimp.

[Shadow30]

3. Bush is all talk....

...Kerry would rip him a new asshole.

[calico1]

4. In a fair fight, Kerry of course.

Bush would fight dirty, hit below the belt, use brass knuckles, etc. And he'd cry foul if Kerry won fairly! Then Barbars Bush would come and try to smack Kerry. Laura would be too drunk to know what was going on!

[Guaranteed]

5. Earpieces don't help much in a fistfight.

Or debates, for that matter- obviously. :)

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. LOL

:-)

[mark11727]

12. Just like a typical * family reunion at Kennebunkport...

Heh.

[calico1]

22. You got that right! n/t

[KansDem]

23. Proof that Bush "fights dirty..."

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/rugby.asp

[rooboy]

7. Technically speaking it would really be Kerry vs Rove...

with Karl yelling "left, right, DUCK" into the earpiece.

[wickywom]

8. please.. * is definitely a slapper...

[blueknight]

9. chimpy

could not throw a punch until cheney or rove told him to

[bush equals idiot]

13. Ha ha ha.

[Burma Jones]

11. I suppose Chimpy could hit JK with a Pom Pom..........n/t

[SemiCharmedQuark]

14. You can't be serious!

Kerry would beat the living shit out of him! I don't care if Bush fights dirty, Kerry would still beat him within an inch of his chimpy life. Chimpy would try to fight dirty, but he's a weakling. It would just infuriate Kerry to punch Chimpy's snout up into his braincase.

[Cha]

15. Gotta wonder why anyone on this

Board would vote for bush..I mean come on!

The fight would be called for Kerry because yellow w would run as fast as he could in the opposite direction!

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

16. Kerry...

Except, if he has too much fighting experience, he might be confused by the Chimp's sudden, jerky, unpredictable, spastic movements.

[faithnotgreed]

17. i love it bullgoose! john definitely is and has "fists of fury"

for a powerful sidewinder that takes his opponent OUT

[ciaobox]

18. Kerry MIGHT lose if...

Bush had chopped off both Kerry's arms and legs and all Kerry could do is headbutt Bush's knees. But I still think Kerry would be favored.

[cheshire]

19. Kerry hold *'s head and lets him wear himself out,having sprayed raid on

first.

[KellyPaDem]

21. I voted Bush

He would either cheat or send other peoples children to fight for him.

[Demonaut]

24. I voted for George

One, he wouldnt fight fair and would go for Johns nuts and Two, if John fought back the same way he'd find out what Laura already knows, George has no testicles.

[MikeG]

25. The Secret Service.