Tonight Kerry should not shake the Shrubs hand

[The Sushi Bandit]

no more nice guy... and ask in his opening statement if bush is wired during the debate and if he is to take it off before they start!

[DemocratSinceBirth]

1. He Would Be Retarded If He Did Either Of Those Two Things (nt)

[Jack_Dawson]

4. Agreed n/t

[cheezus]

5. no kidding

i suspect this guy would like Kerry to give bush a wedgie, too.

[The Sushi Bandit]

16. No shit...sure would love to see that!

[Leilani]

19. Agreed!

Remember, our guy is the classy guy.

The other guy is the idiot.

[The Chronicler]

25. lol yes <nm>

[prodigal_green]

2. A friendly slap on the back would be

more appropriate.

[julialnyc]

12. and a way to see if he is wired!

NT

[prodigal_green]

24. and possibly

dislodge the device...always thinking...always thinking...

[booksenkatz]

3. I hope he cleans his bifocals on Shrub's coat hem/ nt

[bigwillq]

6. Kerry has to shake his hand

Or Kerry will look like a complete loser and Shrub will get all the sympathy vote.

[juliagoolia]

9. Shake and then.....foot on the throat?

I mean really!!!

Can't he just gently put his foot on Bush's throat???

[clydefrand]

14. Why gently?? Can't he go ahead and "hurt" him or would

that be "hard work"? ;-)

[calico1]

10. I agree. But wouldn't it be nice

to imagine him grabbing one of his butt cheeks and saying to * "KISS IT!" LOL!

[bigwillq]

27. That would make me fall of my chair

LOL!!

[Free2BMe]

17. I have already heard the "I feel sorry for him" crap...Barf.

[TexasSissy]

7. That would show him to be unpresidential. Is he not gonna shake the hand

of a foreign leader he's ticked at, like Bush does?

[nonconformist]

8. No way, Kerry is too classy for that nt

[Gabi Hayes]

11. he should give him a nice, long, one-handed back massage

[aquart]

13. If he didn't shake his hand, he would lose the election.

But perhaps you've already thought of that.

[speedoo]

15. The good news is:

Kerry needs to shake the coWard's hand twice more.

Tonight and at Kerry's inauguration, at which Kerry can also say:
"Now get the f*** out of here you fraud."

[The Sushi Bandit]

21. OK after he shakes his hand he smells it and makes a disgusted face

like the shrub has shit or blood (of all those killed by him) on his hands

[readmylips]

18. Well, John Edward's request....

pad the foker down..

[amazona]

20. He should shake his hand AND pat him on the back!

:-)

[endnote]

22. He should spread some flu bugs on his hand

before shaking

[edbermac]

23. Nahh...that's a cheap shot that will only hurt Kerry...

Shake his hand John, and then use it to spank his sorry ass...

[flpoljunkie]

26. Now that would be really dumb! Surely you jest!

The pundits would have a field day, aside from the fact that it would be as juvenile as Bush's debate behavior.