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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:08 PM
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Weekly George Bush voodoo doll debate thread!
Yep ... third week in a row ... I've got my voodoo doll out ... it's worked pretty well the last two times.

Sticking pins in the head for confusion, the mouth for mumbledy-mouth, genitals for jock itch (wouldn't THAT be funny) and the butt for constipation/hemhorroids!

Maybe I should stick a pin in the back, for short-circuiting of the transmitter.

Voodoo dolls at the ready, people! Now ... POKE POKE POKE!
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:09 PM
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1. my vote...hit the transmitter, please!
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:09 PM
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2. cut the puppet strings
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endnote Donating Member (645 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:10 PM
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3. hey I was doing that independently!
Glad there are other people doing this... I put pins in the back too this time. You know, to make the bulge hurt....
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dlviper Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:10 PM
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4. stick to the butt
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:11 PM
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5. poke poke poke ...
poke poke poke ...





It's not a wrinkle, a back brace or a transmitter. It's just his lil' wings!
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:11 PM
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6. Light the suit coat on fire.
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Lefta Dissenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:12 PM
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7. I'm lazy
my dogs do the job for me!




(I know I've posted these photos before, but what can I say...:shrug:)
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RebelYell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 08:16 PM
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16. OMG!
Hilarious! Tears are running down my face!
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RadiDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:19 PM
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8. I'm in ! I'm also invoking Guatemalan Mayan Saint Maximon



To put the evil hex on AWOL.

I'm about to ply him with black and green candles, money, booze and pan dulce.

He's a trickster, you know.

I'm asking that AWOL projectile vomits from the podium !
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:22 PM
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9. Base of the neck AND twist twist twist
Don't forget the eyes so he can't read his notes.
The ears so he can't hear the questions.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:27 PM
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10. Apply something hot to the crotch. Serve him right.
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Triana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:28 PM
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11. stuff his mouth with slippery elm
sew it shut with black thread. put a clothespin on the head (give him a headache). put some ginger and red pepper on the genitals....

go on now, do it.
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AndyTiedye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 06:42 PM
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12. :^)
> Maybe I should stick a pin in the back, for short-circuiting of the transmitter.

Were you doing that in the first debate?

It sure seemed as if he had lost the connection a few times there
straining to hear Karl through the static....
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Triana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 07:48 PM
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13. toss the doll in some poison ivy...
...turn and walk away. do not look back. make certain the doll has something on it identifying it as george w. bush
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Bozos for Bush Donating Member (821 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 07:56 PM
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14. make him pick his nose a lot
Boogertime!!!!!!!!!!!
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 07:58 PM
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15. Anyone using a "Mission Accomplished" doll
As a non-voodoo spectator, I always thought that would be an appropriate doll for the occasion.
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