Kerry should shake *'s hand with a powerful handbuzzer

[PDittie]

and short out his transmitter.

THIS I would like to see.

[frank frankly]

1. it's just crazy enough to work

i love this idea.

[Lefta Dissenter]

2. I would hope that

bush would have his plastic panties on, otherwise it could be ugly, with millions of people watching.

[PDittie]

4. What's not ugly about it already?

A bladder accident would simply complete the ultimate humiliation.

[mumon]

3. Or Kerry should wear a water-spraying carnation...

clowning would be cool.

[PDittie]

7. I thought of the glassa-water-down-the-back-trick

but dismissed it as juvenile. ;-)

Besides, it'd be hard work to get close enough to * with a full water glass to pull it off, anyway.

[senseandsensibility]

5. I've been thinking about this

ever since I confiscated a buzzer from a boy last week. I'm an elementary school teacher. The buzzer in question looked like a pack of gum with one stick extended. When you pull the gum, you get a shock! I actually pulled it, and I can still feel my hand throbbing! No wonder all the other kids were tattling on little "Stevie". I think Kerry should use one of those on * in a friendly gesture.

[karlrschneider]

6. Ggreat, *# a---nothher kkeyboaud rruinnned.

:D

[AirAmFan]

8. Are we talking about Kerry and Bush or Larry, Moe and Curly?

[AndyTiedye]

9. Nah, Just Another Pat On The Back (<click>) Like in the First Debate

Earpiece: "sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
Boosh: "uh" "um" "blah blah blah"
Earpiece: "ssssssccckkk" "BREAKER 19"
Boosh: "LET ME FINISH!"
...

[Catch22Dem]

10. Funny, but

If he's wired, it's a receiver, not a transmitter. No one want's what that morAn is transmitting.

[PDittie]

11. I stand cuhrected

What would be the necessary amperage to disrupt a receiver such as the one * uses? Could a modified handbuzzer get it done?

Or would the squirting carnation have a better chance?