Kerry's Soprano Joke ROCKED! Bush's Jokes BOMBED

[KittyWampus]

big time. Read the transcript. You read Kerry's joke about Soprano's and it got a laughter. NONE of Bush's assinine attempts at humor worked. No mention in transcript of laughter.

Until the end. Where Bush got only two mentions of laughter and Kerry got THREE!

[liberalmuse]

1. The shallow part of me...

measured the laughs. Kerry's Soprano joke got the most laughs.

[fishwax]

2. Bush field-tested those zingers in front of loyalty-oath signing crowds

And since the crowds went wild, bush assumed they were good lines. Moran.

[KittyWampus]

3. It Was A Joy To Watch Bubbleboy BOMB

[fishwax]

5. Totally ... you could tell he practiced the pauses for people to laugh

normally, there are few things more painful than watching a comedian fall flat on his face.

but after four years of pain from this administration, watching his confused reaction when the jokes fell flat was pretty damn amusing :evilgrin:

[spooky3]

4. Bush got a lot of laughs...from himself

[Hubert Flottz]

16. He got some good chuckles from the voice in his ear thingy too!

How many times did the Pretzeldunce say "No Child Left Behind"?

[sherilocks]

6. What do you mean no one laughed?

Didn't smirk go hehehehehe, as he dribbled out the corner of his mouth.

[TheDonkey]

7. Kerry's Theresa joke was classic

a lot of talking heads will blub about it. It was funny and showed his humor and confidence. THK rocks too, the more mention of her the better.

[KittyWampus]

9. Yup, Kerry Needed To Show Humor & It Worked

he is a natural... who knew?

[osaMABUSh]

8. So Bush got a few laughs at the end with comments on Laura

Well, Kerry always thinking on his feet, came back with a couple of his own. Yes, I married up, way up!

Kerry's thinking, "I'm not even going let this chimp score humor points over me."

[Sugarbleus]

10. It seemed to me that Bush was just dumbstruck

Maybe I imagined it, but didn't Bush look "Duh" when Kerry remarked about their wives...Kerry said they all had "Married Up" *pause*-->bush looking non plussed... Then Kerry went on to make his remarks about his own marriage....

[brook]

17. Hell yes.

One married an intelligent philanthropist with enormous life experience, a good heart and an amazing amount of charisma- the other married a Stepford entity who was most likely looking for a way out of Midland; doesn't drive very well, wears the draperies ala Scarlett O'Hara - but who reads better than he does.

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. I didn't watch the debate

What was the Soprano joke?

[KittyWampus]

13. Here You Go

KERRY: I want you to notice how the president switched away from jobs and started talking about education principally.

Let me come back in one moment to that, but I want to speak for a second, if I can, to what the president said about fiscal responsibility.

Being lectured by the president on fiscal responsibility is a little bit like Tony Soprano talking to me about law and order in this country.

(LAUGHTER)

[mopinko]

12. wasn't the crowd

supposed to keep silent?

[KittyWampus]

14. Yes, But Kerry's Line Was Funny Enough They LOL

Bush kept trying to get a laugh and didnt

[snowbear]

15. LOL!

I was pretty embarrassed when Bush's shoulders were rapidly going up and down as he was going "heh heh heh heh heh heh"

And there was DEAD silence.

Ok, he received a chuckle once or twice (so did Kerry). But most of Bush's "heh heh heh heh's" received nothing... nada.... zip... zilch, ZERO. }(