Man, that Chimp sure can guzzle the water, can't he??

[Zomby Woof]

I think he took 20 coke-addled guzzles for every 1 classy Kerry sip.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. You lose a lot of precious bodily fluids through flop sweat. You oughta

know that by now, Zomby! :o

[hatrack]

2. Zomby, have you heard of flouridation - the flouridation of water?

It's not just water, either. Soft drinks, milk, ice cream - childrens' ice cream, Zomby?

[LizW]

3. And now we know why he runs off the stage so fast

after the debates, right? ;)

[Jade Fox]

4. Yeah, what's up with that? Compulsive glass-raising when nervous?

And they say he's a dry drunk!!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. When my stepdad is on the wagon

or attempting to get on the wagon, he drinks a LOT of water. Partially due to habit of drinking, partially due to dehydration problems brought on by chronic alcoholism.

bush reminds me of him in SO many ways.