Cancel The 21st Century Alan Keyes Has Spoken

[KharmaTrain]

To add to my debate shits and giggles tonight, we found an Alan Keyes mailer. Inside was a bumper sticker (Ebay anyone???) and an absentee balot (which we plan to mail to his home in Maryland).

Folks, this is priceless and if I had the place, I'd scan it and we all could enjoy this work as one would watch theater of the absurd.

Among the gems:

A quote from Alan colmes: "We invited the Democratic candidate for Senate, Barack Obama, to appear on this program, he declined.

(is that an endorsement?!?!?!?!?)

And the capper...on the front it lists
"Out Greatest Orators"

The 19th Century - Abraham Lincoln

The 20th Century - Everett Dirksen

The 21st Century - Alan Keyes

Stop the presses, hold the phone, cancel the elections...why bother with the rest of the Century with Dr. Keyes on the job.

Those Winds Mr. Springsteen was speaking about sure feel good tonight.

Cheers!

[The Doctor.]

1. Youhavegottobekiddingme!!!!

I'm seriously laughing my ass off now.

[KharmaTrain]

2. Let's Kick This One For Some Laughs!

:kick:

[KharmaTrain]

3. One Last Chuckle

:kick: for the morning crowd