BUSH: "Senators (sic) Kerry (sic) Plan Is An Overpriced Albertross (sic)."

[arwalden]

Yep... he said it to a Republican governor's convention. I'm just repeating it here.

Three mistakes in once sentence. And the sentence is ONLY seven words long. Simply AMAZING.

Hardy-har-har... he and his audience think it's funny that he can't speak (or understand) English and that he can't compose a complete sentence.

It's all a big joke to them. How, pitiful!

-- Allen

Who is Albert-Ross?

[ibegurpard]

1. An "overpriced albatross"

BWAHAHAHAHA

That makes about as much sense as a falafel used as a sex toy.

[skypilot]

2. I like my albatrosses...

...reasonably priced, thank you very much.

[LoZoccolo]

3. Albert Ross is a REPUBLICAN!

http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/bystate_detail.php?city=Old+Chatham&st=NY&last=ross&first=albert

[arwalden]

8. Well, Bush Said It Was An AlbertRoss!

I guess that explains it.

[krkaufman]

4. W may want to avoid chatting about albatrosses...

... or at least the traditional, intellectual elistist definition of the term.

Consider...

- Iraq quaqmire
- Continued freedom of OBL
- Rising oil/gas prices
- Expanding poverty

etc, etc.

[sui generis]

5. as far as I can tell an Albert Toss is some kind of cheerleading trick

Albert toss
Difficulty:
Yes, you too can do an albert toss with the devilstick. If you don't know what an albert throw is, then here is the description off of the

"Named after Albert Lucas, this trick is where you throw a club from front to back between the legs. Your feet should stay on the ground. Kit Summers came up with this name."

Hold the handsticks in the middle while doing the saw. Start to lower the devilstick as you do the saw and start to bend forward with legs spread apart. When the devilstick is doing a rollover on the right handstick start to bring the devilstick between your legs. You will then have to toss the devilstick under your left leg and as straight up, or to the front of you, as possible. All the while keeping your feet on the ground. Once the devilstick is tossed between the legs turn your left hand knuckles down and reach your left handstick to your left side. Then do a rollover on the front side of the left handstick and start to bring the devilstick back to the center of your body. From here you can go back into the saw. This is similar to the Shoulder Saw Hurdle, but you are going under a leg (sounds easy enough).

In the picture I am currently in the position where I am about to toss the devilstick up and as far to the front as possible. I will then point my left handstick, front side of the handstick, to the left of me. The devilstick will roll over it after it goes up and over my leg. Then I am back in the saw position in the front.

[sui generis]

7. 'specially like the part about the devilstick between the legs. /nt

[freedom_to_read]

6. Of course, Bush is an avid fan of Samuel Taylor Coleridge

and all the English poets of the Romantic era. He is purportedly working on a major work on the marginalia of the Biographia Literaria.

</sarcasm>