Kerry yard signs are breeding in Pennsylvania

[59millionmorons]

Over the last few day's the number of yards signs in my republican leaning York PA has gone from even to 5-2 Kerry advantage. There has been 4 new Kerry signs on my street this week alone and one Bush sign)oh yes the married guy who has the only Bush sign on my street was arrested in August in a perverted sex sting (link below) for going into the mens bathroom at the local mall and Jo-ing in the bathroom stalls while looking at other men in the other stalls going to the bathroom.) Anyways going to the store today it looks like Kerry signs are breeding, I counted 6 new ones. This is why I believe Bush has no chance of winning.


http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=YK&p_theme=yk&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&s_dispstring=Mall%20restroom%20sex%20sting%20detailed%20AND%20date

[One_Life_To_Give]

1. Didn't they get Abstinance Training?

[yellowcanine]

8. Actually, masturbation is a good way to achieve abstinence. Worked for me

when I was a teenager. Takes the edge off, ya might say.
Edit: forgot the punch line: So don't let those signs masturbate. Tell them it causes blindness! I never did figure out if the blindness came all at once when one got to 100 iterations - or if it was a gradual worsening with each "deed". Dang, come to think of it, my eyesight did keep getting worse!

[blue neen]

2. Hey that's good news from PA!

Is York a traditional Repug area?

[59millionmorons]

4. Yes

Alot of country folk.

[durablend]

6. You could call this whole general area...

FREEPER CENTRAL PA (Harrisburg, Lancaster, York, etc.)

It's still predominantly * around here (northwest part of Lancaster county), though I've also been seeing more Kerry signs popping up.

[liberal N proud]

3. Make sure they don't have any abortions now

Send them to Maternity Homes.

[TeacherCreature]

5. Kerry signs outnumber Chimpco 5-1 in Central PA

According to my estimates in the State College-Harrisburg area.

[59millionmorons]

9. 2000 race

I dont know how it was in your area in 2000, but in York the Bush yard signs outnumbered the Gore sign's by 10-1. This is why i believe Bush is finished in PA.

[rockymountaindem]

7. I'll bet the Bushies are in favor of condoms now!

But how do the signs know which ones are male and which are female?

[Riptide]

10. Surprisingly, more Kerry signs than Bush here in southern Chester County

Pennsylvania. I have a good feeling about PA. I am much more worried about Wisconsin, Iowa and Ohio at this point.

[59millionmorons]

11. But

Is this just a PA thing or could this be happening everywere? The polls in PA in 2000 showed Bush/Gore each up or down a few points and there seemed to be little support for Gore in these area's and Gore won by 250,000 votes. Kerry is currently up in 99% of the polls in PA by 2-7 points. If this is happening everywere then we could be looking at a Kerry landslide.