why did the president leave first during the debates?

[madrchsod]

it was great to see Kerry and his family leaving last and getting alot of crowd responce..did all the repubs run to the bathrooms to throw -up after realizing their boy king just lost another debate????

[bowens43]

1. He had to pee

[rkc3]

8. No shit - he drank 9 gallons of water while Kerry spoke.

I've seen camels in the desert drink less water than the chimp in charge.

[Sequoia]

10. The coke was sticking to the back of his throat

so he washed it down, gritted his jaws and twitched his eye!

[tekriter]

2. He called "shotgun" for the limo ride back...

and he didn't want to lose his eyeballin' seat.

[Wickerman]

3. wanted to get that damn earpiece out of his ear

[Hoosier Democrat]

4. The new Spongebob episode was coming on

[cyr330]

5. If I had to guess

I would say that he was too ashamed to remain in public after displaying such ignorance and stupidity in, but then again, why should he be ashamed of it? He does it every day. . .

[Rose Siding]

6. Had to recharge the defibrillator?

[Edwardsgroupie]

7. Protocol calls for the president to arrive last and leave first

It's been that way in all three debates.

[Hog lover]

9. But it's more fun to think it's because of the wire n/t

[Edwardsgroupie]

14. So true

:)

[madrchsod]

12. which goes to show

just how stupid bush`s handlers really are

[PittLib]

11. I would attribute it to ...

his fear of American citizens that haven't signed the oath.

[zbdent]

13. To ask Dick and Lynne to create a diversion

so that he could hide from his biggest lie of the night.