Bush Ups Reward for Osama Capture to 500 Trillion Dollars.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

Breaking...
President George Bush today raised the reward offer
for the capture or death of Osama bin Laden to $500 trillion,
which is the total value of the United States. "We need to show
this guy we're serious," the President said. "And if somebody
finds him before November 2, I'll throw in one of my daughters."

[patrice]

1. How about some wood? n/t

[HFishbine]

2. Whhhoooooo!

SLAM! :spank:

[Clinton Crusader]

3. ah hell, throw in the other one and Pickles too

:kick:

[MichiganVote]

5. Nah, dump Mary Cheney, I'm sick of hearing that one

[life_long_dem]

4. Don't forget Poland. That would be the icing on the cake.

[BrotherBuzz]

6. Will the reward be paid in one lump sum or....

paid in installments over twenty years? My accountant says I should know these things before I turn over the goods.

[pelagius]

7. Neat thing is if you win 500 trillion dollars...

...you'll be in the top 1% of income and enjoying a nice tax cut thanks to BushCo.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

11. I think you will BE the top 100%

because you will have all of the money in the USA.
Anyway, he is in China I just read in another thread,
so you had better get over there because Osama reads DU
and he will be on the move again pretty soon if not already.

[Deja Q]

8. $500 trillion? Where's he going to get the money?! And he says he's

serious?!

[pelagius]

9. I think this is satirical...

...but one can never be too sure when it comes to BushCo.

[scarface2004]

10. a trillion here, a trillion there,,,

pretty soon you re talkin about real money