Did anyone else get JUNK MAIL from the SwiftLiars?

[gauguin57]

Oh F***! I did in the mail today!

It's got a picture of Kerry with a bunch of people he allegedly served with, and most of their pictures have little notes next to them saying "Kerry Unfit." "Why do so many of the men John Kerry served with think he is unfit for command," says the screaming headline on this glossy, 12-page brochure.

It's filled with the usual suspects -- the pictures and lies from the ads.

I picked up my mail, saw that piece of shit, and drove the rest of the way to my apartment yelling goddamnsonofabitch! at the top of my lungs!

P.S. I live in Pennsylvania -- battleground state.

[tishaLA]

1. Can I ask which part of PA?

[gauguin57]

2. Lancaster County ...

... Republican FASCIST HELL!

[burrowowl]

3. Yes

here in ABQ NM, it was addressed to my Dad who has died. He was a WWII Vet and hated Bu$h.

[Loki]

4. When I get shit like that from Repukes

I write "refused" and ship it back to them, make them pay the postage.
Fuckers!

[gauguin57]

5. Once I read about someone who got some off-color junk mail, and they

sent a brick, COD, to the sender, saying "I have compressed your filth and am sending it back to you."

If those lying bastards had to pay for return postage for a brick for every piece of junk mail they sent out, they'd be out of money in no time.

Maybe I'll write "refused" on the thing, stuff it with something just under the 16-ounce limit for putting mail in a mailbox and staple it closed. What a great idea! I'm DOIN' it, man!

ON EDIT: *sigh* I just looked this up -- since it's bulk mail, the postal service will not return it to the sender. They will throw it away if I write "refused" on it. It has to be first class and say "return postage guaranteed," which, this slime, of course, does not. DAMMIT! I want to bankrupt these fuckers!

[Vitruvius]

6. The Rethugs will do their best to put you on their mailing lists if your

total political contributions in ANY election cycle are ever a few hundred dollars or more.

And Rethugs are as persistent as any other scam artists -- I have NEVER given one red cent to any Rethug -- but the only way I've ever managed to lose them is by moving. And I'm NOT any kind of big contributor.

[olddem43]

7. The best revenge will of course be on Nov. 2nd.

All you lying scumboat assholes, eat shit and die! But before that, say hello to the 44th president of the United States, John F. Kerry.