OMG! John Kerry IS A LESBIAN!!!

[IdaBriggs]

Its true, folks. John Kerry likes WOMEN! This could cost him the election if it gets out, but after his performance in the last debate, I think other people may have figured it out! Whatever shall we do???

I am so upset -- he kept talking about stuff like "raising the minimum wage to benefit working women" and "guaranteeing their constitutional right to an abortion" -- I don't think he can keep it a secret much longer! HE REALLY *LIKES* WOMEN! For heaven's sake, HE EVEN MARRIED ONE!!! AND, he's the father of TWO MORE!!! He even SLIPPED and used the secret "L" word -- LESBIAN -- when talking about gay rights! If this man keeps using the English language appropriately, WE ARE ALL DOOMED! DOOMED I SAY!!!

Do you think he should confess on national television? After all, the American people are very forgiving! Perhaps Mary Cheney (in lieu of a priest) can absolve him of his sins, since they have so much in common and all.

<What do you think -- how is THAT for a response to LesbianGate?>

[NMDemDist2]

1. ROFL n/t

[are_we_united_yet]

2. Your statement is politically motivated!

:crazy:

[Sparkly]

3. Yeah, but is he one of God's children?

Because apparently being called one of God's children really pisses some people off.

[Bluzmann57]

4. OH NO!

Does this mean that the next thing he'll do is...gasp!...empower minorities to have the same rights as white folks? Doggone lesbian, woman lovin' liberals, never can tell what in the hell they're gonna do.

[IdaBriggs]

15. Its possible --

I think he even BELIEVES IN THE BILL OF RIGHTS!!! (I may swoon with horror!) <snicker>

[Journeyman]

5. Not so!. . .

I understand he and Edwards are both practicing homosapiens. And Kerry's daughter wants to be a thespian. . . in Hollywood!

[IdaBriggs]

16. There you have it! He and Bush aren't even the same SPECIES! nt

[undercover_brother]

6. can we drop this Republican talking point and get back on topic

[baldguy]

7. He just believes that women are human beings with civil rights.

His supposed sexual orientation doesn't matter.

Of course, wing-nut freepers would vote against ANYBODY who has had sex, if they could.

[demosincebirth]

8. Lesbian in a mans body

[olddem43]

9. Three "L" words in one person...

Lesbian, Liberal & Lawyer. What could be worse?

[blondeatlast]

12. Loser...

But it ain't gonna happen!

[DesEtoiles]

10. My dog is a lesbian!

lesbian! lesbian! lesbian!

[blondeatlast]

11. I heered he loves him some furuhner, too. nt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. Hey I can relate

I'm also a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[blondeatlast]

14. OH NO! IT'S CONTAGIOUS! My husband has it, too...

Damn librulz; takin' our men and making them lezbeens...

[IdaBriggs]

17. Mine, too! How ever will our marriage SURVIVE?

I am having way too much fun with this -- I wish to heaven one of our guys on the cable shows would whack one of the Republicans upside the head with this! (giggle)

[wellstone dem]

18. If Clinton was our first black President

I think Kerry can still be our first Lesbian President.

[IdaBriggs]

19. Kick for the Morning Folks -- Enjoy! nt

[LizW]

20. I hear there are photographs

of Kerry HUGGING and KISSING women! His campaign is toast.

:evilgrin:

[maine_raptor]

21. And to make matters worse...

Bush is a ...........thespian.......gasp!!!!!

Cause he plays a president on TV.

:D