Lynne Cheney wrote LESBIAN PORN novel ... and now she has the nerve ...

[gauguin57]

to make a stink about a comment about her VERY OPENLY OUT daughter.

Let every stupid Repug know about this!!! Here's a link that shows the cover and some snippets from the book!!!

http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp



What a nest of FUCKING HYPOCRITES.

This is going to Olbermann!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[951]

1. What makes it more sick Mary Cheney sits on her ass

and lets daddy do the talking for her.

What a freeping coward!

[gauguin57]

2. Ah, if this were only available in print. We could buy copies for all the

freaking Rethugs!

[gauguin57]

3. Here's the cover!

LITTLE LESBIANS ON THE PRAIRIE!

[951]

4. Just curious does Lynne any sisters?

:scared:

[Bozita]

7. efforts to reprint were blocked by Lynne Cheney

iirc, the publisher wanted to give it a go.

[gauguin57]

8. Censorship!

We want to read Mrs. Cheney's lesbian erotica!

[truthpusher]

5. Two copies on Amazon...

Somebody with some $ should buy one and give it to John Stewart or Keith Olberman.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/offer-listing/0451112040/qid=1097977983/sr=8-1/ref=xs_ap_bun1_xgl14_a//102-8217508-7415363?condition=all

[951]

6. $500????

They could buy it for themselves :P

[GoldenOldie]

9. That's L:ynn Cheney "cheap and tawdry"

She knows those words very well!

[truthpusher]

10. I know George Soros is around here somewhere?

[in_cog_ni_to]

28. I'm surprised the Cheney people haven't

scarfed those up! I'm sure the last thing they want at this point is to have that book in the hands of the Democrats. :evilgrin:

[GRLMGC]

11. There has been

nothing juicy in the passages I've seen. I expected this to be a hardcore crappy sexfest. What gives?

[gauguin57]

13. crappy sexfest?

Sexfest, no. Crappy, yes.

Look at Dick and Lynne Cheney. Does the word "sexfest" come to mind?

[GRLMGC]

20. Good God no

I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you did not mean to give me a mental image.

[RhodaGrits]

12. Porn??? Okay, maybe a "bodice ripper" but this book is not porn...

poorly written erotica - maybe - but I know porn when I read it and this ain't it. I wouldn't even call this soft-porn.

Pure hypocrisy? Certainly. However, being married to Dick Cheney since high school might drive any woman to writing lesbian erotica and if she owned it, I might have some sympathy. But for Lynne Cheney - nope, she's way beyond despicable.

[gauguin57]

15. I wanted to make sure this thread would be read ... that's why I

used the word "porn."

[RhodaGrits]

17. LOL okay, that works.

[Booster]

21. Kind of makes you wonder just how much research Lynn

Cheney did to write this book. hmmmmmm

[Lindsay]

14. Here's a site with some chapters

from the book, if you're interested in...um...literary research.

http://www.livejournal.com/~lynnecheney/

[nebula]

16. I hope you all realize

That is a site that parodies the White House. Lynne Cheney isn't the real author.

[gauguin57]

18. Of course she wrote it. I've known about this book since 2000 election.

Here's the Amazon page for the book.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0451112040/qid=1097980773/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-5660613-9376616?v=glance&s=books

to wit ...

"Dick's Missus Knows How to Please, August 2, 2004
Reviewer: Pulp Friction Reader "Karen Zipdrive" (Texas):


In an age of loose cannons such as Teresa Heinz Kerry, it's refreshing to see a potential first lady such as Lynne Cheney create a novel sure to please everyone from fun loving fundamentalist Christians to plaid flannel dykes, from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine.
Sure, Lynne is married to handsome, virile and dashing Dick Cheney, but even wonderful Dick can get tedious at times.
Lynne proves that even the cutest red dress wearing Republican lady craves a little gal on gal action at times- and as long as the gals don't want to get married- who's to mind?
Lynne's book was said to inspire her daughter Mary to sing a favorite childhood song: "I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad."
I look forward to Lynne's new book she plans to write once her husband retires in November. I heard the working title is, "Ellen: Do to me what hubby told Leahy to do to himself."

[nebula]

22. I stand corrected

LOL!

We need to get this story out to the media ASAP! It would wreak havoc with BushCo's Christain fundie base!!

Why the hell isn't the mainstream press running this story?? :shrug: They should be having a field day with it!!

[Deja Q]

19. Did Lynne write that novel for her daughter Mary?

:shrug:

[gauguin57]

23. Just emailed Olbermann.

I'd love to hear him talk about this.

[montana500]

25. why? Why keep talking about this at all?

It's a *distraction* from Bush horrible record. The more people email, the more they talk about it.

[gauguin57]

26. Because demonstrating Lynne's hypocrisy by talking about her book

has the potential to shut her the f*ck up and show the Fundies what she's made of!

[nebula]

27. I wish Kerry's surrogates would go to work

and use this to attack Bush 'family values.' You know, beat Cheney over the head with the fact that his wife is possibly a closet lesbo by the fact that she wrote a lesbian novel.

Would be a great counter-attack and talking point in response to the whole Mary Cheney fiasco being used to beat the holy hell out of Kerry right now.

Another huge, golden opportunity lost. Dems really suck sometimes.

I guess Kerry is too busy playing Mr. Nice Guy and you know what they say about Nice Guys -- they finish last. Kerry is just sitting back and letting himself get Al Gore'd again. This could have been Kerry's own 'October Surprise' for BushCo! Damn!

[gauguin57]

24. Amazon links Lynn's lesbian novel with book by KAREN SANTORUM! HA!

OMG! When I looked up Lynne Cheney's book, Amazon said "readers who were interested in this book might also be interested in books by: KAREN SANTORUM!" Yes ... Slick Rick's wife! HAHAHAHA! Those interested in a lesbian novel might also be interested in a book by Rick Santorum's wife!!! Amazon, you are PRICELESS!


She "wrote" a book called "Everyday Graces: A Child's Book of Good Manners." (Ewwwww!)

The publisher's review blurbs are mostly from people like George Will, Cal Thomas and Elizabeth Dole. PUKE!

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/books/1932236090/reviews/103-5660613-9376616#19322360904000

[Raiden]

29. Can you honestly blame Lynne Cheney

and Karen Santorum if they are closet lesbos? Ewww! If I were either one of them---Oh, dear God, just the thought of having to rub either Cheneyburton or Slick Rick down with vaporub makes me wanna turn lesbian, and I'm a guy!

[Scoopie]

30. The Clark Blog

has been laughing about this for months.
In fact, we even wrote "reviews" for it on Amazon. LOL!

I'll go searching and see if I can pull some excerpts for you. :D

[Scoopie]

31. Here ya go

Enjoy!

http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp

[gauguin57]

33. Uh, that's the link I posted in the original post!

And I also posted the Amazon link farther up in this thread!

[gauguin57]

32. She's willing to make money off lesbian romance, but she's

SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tell you when Kerry & Edwards mention her daughter who is so OUT that everyone knew she was a manager of Coors’s corporate relations for the gay and lesbian market.

Though I've known about this book since Campaign 2000, the more I think about it, the madder I get. Why should she be allowed to get away with this shit? Why isn't anyone in the MSM calling her out about this crap?

[gauguin57]

34. As Jesus said to the Pharisees in Matthew 23: 16, 23 & 33:

"Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! Woe to you, blind guides, who say, `If any one swears by the temple, it is nothing; but if any one swears by the gold of the temple, he is bound by his oath.' ... You serpents, you brood of vipers, how are you to escape being sentenced to hell? "

[gauguin57]

35. Just kicking for the day shift. For use IF THE Mary Cheney story lives on

I did send this to Olbermann and John Stewart, for their edification.

[Riverman]

36. Media + bush voters hypocrites

If Edward's wife had written a Lesbian novel, the media and the right wing echo machine would have destroyed him and Kerry for picking him as his VP.

[Riverman]

37. Nature and nurture

Maybe Lynne set a good example for Mary to feel safe to come out as the Lesbian that she was born as! Maybe the christian right is right after all - gay parents DO create gay children! The real story here is that Dick Cheney has a lesbian wife and daughter and George W had the foresight to pick a VP that would want to push for war and violence. Clearly, Dick hasn't had any sex since maybe conceiving his daughters (can we have a fact checker please?). And we know men who do not get regular sex become violent sociopaths.

[Cocoa]

38. you are not a good man/woman, gauguin57

how "tawdry" of you to bring Lynne's book into this. :-)

[LoZoccolo]

39. $500-$800 used on Amazon!

:wow:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0451112040/whitehouseorg-20

[LoZoccolo]

40. $153.50 on eBay

http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBids&item=6932158796

Does anyone know why someone would outbid themselves several times?

[Wilber_Stool]

41. Very clever

She probably has thousands of copies to unload. A good way to get them publicized.

[tarheel_voter]

42. Google search yielded excerpts from Lynne Cheney's masterpiece... Ahem!

"Sisters" Author: Lynne Cheney

Some excerpts:
<<
The women who embraced in the wagon were Adam and Eve crossing a dark cathedral stage -- no, Eve and Eve, loving one another as they would not be able to once they ate of the fruit and knew themselves as they truly were. She felt curiously moved, curiously envious of them. She had never to this moment thought Eden a particularly attractive paradise, based as it was on naiveté, but she saw that the women in the cart had a passionate, loving intimacy forever closed to her. How strong it made them. What comfort it gave.

The young woman was heavily powdered, but quite attractive, a curvesome creature, rounded at bosom and cheek. When she smiled, even her teeth seemed puffed and rounded, like tiny ivory pillows.

Let us go away together, away from the anger and imperatives of men. We shall find ourselves a secluded bower where they dare not venture. There will be only the two of us, and we shall linger through long afternoons of sweet retirement. In the evenings I shall read to you while you work your cross-stitch in the firelight. And then we shall go to bed, our bed, my dearest girl.
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