WTF! Tweety is stupider than I thought. . .

[cyr330]

He was talking to a political analyst and made a comment about "the homosexual lifestyle. . ." Jesus Christ. I didn't know "journalists" still talked that way. . . .

[Shopaholic]

1. This morning on the Today show he said. . .

that * looked like a winner on the campaign trail and that he "exuded confidence" and that Kerry lectured his audiences and that the supporters had no energy. WTF? Total, complete, psycho-schizo-whore.

[Bush was AWOL]

2. On his own show he said Kerry won this past week

He has a different personality on every show.

[joefree1]

3. Ah, poor guy

He's spinning so fast trying to follow conflicting trends. He's gonna wipe out.

[Judi Lynn]

4. He became inexplicably fascinated by Arnold Schwarzenegger!

As if he's never seen an idiot before! He became his love slave. It's hard to fathom.

[Boomer]

5. "the homosexual lifestyle. . ."

Um, let's see, that would be cleaning the kitty litter pans and picking up dog poop. At least, that's what "the homosexual lifestyle" is about in MY household, since my partner and I have three dogs and three cats. At any given time at least one animal is eating, another is pooping, and yet another is barfing. They ALL shed, all the time.

Maybe I should convert to heterosexuality....

[atommom]

6. My hetero lifestyle is suspiciously similar to that, but with small

humans pooping and barfing.

[Boomer]

11. Minus the shedding, presumably

Or maybe not? I haven't been around kids lately, so what do I know...

[atommom]

12. They don't shed much HAIR, but they shed a lot of other debris.

I think cats are probably less trouble.... :eyes:

[Birthmark]

7. It would do you no good.

You'd have all the same problems with the heterosexual lifestyle...plus women. Don't get me started on women. :)

[Boomer]

10. You mean, plus "men"...

As it happens, I'm a woman, my partner is a woman. :)

[Birthmark]

20. Sorry.

Men are even worse...or so my wife tells me. :)

[PCIntern]

8. Impossible...

he cannot be stupider than I think...since I've given him the coveted PCIntern AZ award: AZ= Absolute Zero

[PROGRESSIVE1]

9. Tweety must be a still in the closet!

:eyes:

[Snellius]

13. Tweety is more a sportscaster than a newscaster

To him politics is just a game of sport played on a different field. Somehow he always manages to trivialize everything, as if none of it really mattered in the lives and deaths of real people.

[George W. Dunce]

19. I totally agree

What I want to know is what qualifies him as a journalist? I know he went to Holy Cross and was an aid for Tip O'Neil but where does his journalistic background come from? Just because you have a TV show doesn't mean you are a journalist.

[NightOwwl]

14. After he reamed the Swift Boats a new one...

Repugs threatened a boycott. He folded and sold his soul to the devil.

[Generator]

16. Bingo

I am so pissed he used that line that "Kerry is lecturing his auidence" Mo-fucker-that's straight from the Republican spin room.

[secular_warrior]

18. Also, about a week ago the GOP made that web video attacking him

and he didn't say anything about it on the air.

Tweety is obviously not willing to play "hardball" with them anymore, like he was during the Swiftie/Malkin/Zell period. He knows who butters his bread. He knows who his audience is (middle aged, upper middle class whites). Tweety is not feeling so brave anymore because they called his bluff. I'm sure he never thought his buddies at the RNC would take it so far. Tweety is wimp, not a hard hitting journalist, despite his tough talk.

I just goes to show you how "news" and "analysis" is nothing more than a product.

[DemMother]

15. Tweety doesn't live in the "reality-based community."

[Shopaholic]

17. That's why he adores * so, they're both

living in an another world devoid of facts and reason.