Kerry sign thief gets shot in the *ss!

[johncoby2]

Not really, but it sure would be funny to see it happen! Maybe with rock salt.

[mistertrickster]

1. Don't forget paint balls--I hear they hurt and they leave an unsightly

stain.

[nosmokes]

2. cayenne pepper balls is the new *in* ammo.

ask the peaceful anti-bush protesters in jacksonville oregon.

[trogdor]

3. BB's

Tried and true, and they DO sting like hell.

[Mizmoon]

4. Spitballs rule

really yucky and no one gets hurt.

[SoCalDem]

5. Cottage cheese filled balloons..??

Creative, unexpected..hard to clean off, and smelly :)

Or just plain milk-balloons..left out for a few days.:)..That would make the getaway car smell nice :)

[fudge stripe cookays]

6. Dammit John!

I thought this was for real! Don't get me all happy like that then yank my chain!

:-(

[Elidor]

7. See this thread for something almost as good:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=179x519

Payback is hell. :evilgrin:

[cyr330]

8. When I saw the subject line. . . .

I was thinking--"Fuck! Why didn't they shoot him in the head?" I'm generally NOT a violent person either.

[Eye and Monkey]

9. Now, where do most freepers keep their heads?