Now we know why Bush took the day off yesterday

[helpisontheway]

He had to get there to practice his lies during his major terror speech (meaning campaign ploy) today...........

[bigwillq]

1. I won't be watching the speech

because I am no longer watching the news media.

[graywarrior]

2. Me neither. I'm exhausted by them.

[rkc3]

5. Let me give the highlights of the upcoming speech.

I are a good and strong leader. Under my watch, we have not been attacked since 9-11.

If Kerry is elected, murrica will die a slow painful death as terraists launch bio-weapons and nukular weapons in the heart of murrica.

We know the terraists are on the run - look how many bombings they perform every day in Iraq - they're desperate and they're hoping we have a regime change, I mean new president, in murrica. Then they'll know they'll be safer.

Remember - I are good, Kerry are bad - you will die, die, die and your kids too. Will die.

[readmylips]

3. Watch, mute sound, laugh at the jerk....

his face expressions are those of a lunatic.

[acmavm]

4. I've got a twelve year old who can spin off whoppers better than bush*

can, and they're a hell of a lot more believable. But as with my son, I'm pretty intuitive as to when he's telling me a story. With bush*, it's safe to say that everytime he opens his mouth he's lying. Don't even have to think about it, it's a given.