Picture it: America, the election night...

[russian33]

..Kerry is winning in such landslides all over, that's it's easy to call...and finally, the last state reports in, and Kerry wins....

I would pay money to watch Faux news at that point, watch those bastards have to say those words 'Senator Kerry has been elected President of the United States of America'.

[JuniorPlankton]

1. Oh, I am starting to drool voer this

:kick:

[LuminousX]

2. Faux News Reports...

Congressional Leaders begin impeachment process against President Kerry.

[shoelace414]

3. HAHAHAHAHA

[Auntie Bush]

4. I'd stay up ALL night to hear that.

But I have a feeling we'll be waiting months to find out who's declared the winner...if Kerry looks like he has more votes.

Republicans will NOT accept defeat!

[russian33]

5. I know, but I can dream, can't I?

[libertad]

6. No, Faux News will maintain "it's too close to call".

[HFishbine]

11. "With American Somoa yet to report....

Faux has not yet called it for Kerry."

[Virginian]

7. Why let them put a damper on a bright night?

They will only fling insults and innuendos. I want to hear the news from a positive source, like ... umm ... uhh ... Oh well, maybe I will log in and listen to Air America.

[Virginian]

8. dupe

[m_welby]

9. i would pay to see faux meltdown when

Democrats take back the senate too !!

[Supersedeas]

10. they'd just spin it into an attack on Liberal Media & voter ignorance

not to mention 'alleged' voter fraud at nauseum.