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Tue Oct-19-04 10:54 AM
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| Headline on Nov. 3rd..... |
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Edited on Tue Oct-19-04 11:00 AM by dennis4868
KERRY ELECTED AS THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES; by a 5-4 vote the US Supreme Court demands a recount in all battleground states; Gallup files for bankruptcy and goes out of business.
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| aden_nak
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Tue Oct-19-04 10:55 AM
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| 1. "Karl Rove's charred remains, pit directly to hell, found in apartment." |
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Tue Oct-19-04 10:58 AM
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| 2. Bush Wandering Naked and Confused on Ranch in Crawford.... |
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His aide, Karen Hughes, reported him missing early Sunday morning. It was expcted that he would show up at church but he was found wandering aimlessly down in one of the ravines where he used to cut wood for photo ops when he was the leader of the free world. Ms Hughes said he was muttering incomprehensible sentences when he was discoverd. So, what's new?
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Tue Oct-19-04 11:17 AM
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CHENY, BUSH AND ROVE HANG THEMSELVES IN THREE-WAY LOVERS SUICIDE PACT!
In related news, Rush Limbaugh seized in late-night gay solicitation sting, Neal Boortz found fondling a sheep while proclaiming; "Why God WHY!!!", and Sean Hannity arrested for drunk driving.
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