John Kerry is the most liberal person to walk the earth. EVER!

[Quixote1818]

You can't believe this ad here in New Mexico from the Republican National Committee?

"John Kerry is the most liberal person in Congress and the most liberal person to EVER run for president."

Why do they stop their? Why don't they just call him the most liberal person to walk the earth EVER?

[LVdem]

1. Most liberal IN THE UNIVERSE!!!

and I like it...

[kerryin2004]

2. He is even more liberal than Jesus was!! n/t

[WoodrowFan]

3. the most liberal person on all the internets! (NT)

[blondeatlast]

4. GOOD!

As to your last point, I think Jesus has him beat dead to rights.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. They haven't met me yet, have they?

Oh yeah I'm not running for president.

I doubt he's the most liberal to have ever run for US president. If he is, that's sad. We need to be more liberal.

I love to freak neocons out by saying that. And I mean it too.

[PretzelWarrior]

6. Remember Ghandi? Mother Theresa? Jesus? Kerry's more liberal

than all of the "do-gooders" and self-righteous socialists to ever walk the face of this earth. The guy wears a yellow Lance Armstrong bracelet, for God's sake!

[onehandle]

7. If he's elected, I'm afraid he's going to force me to have an Abortion!

And I'm a Man, Baby!

[sonicx]

8. oh yeah, he's a commie

this time next year, we'll all be in gay marriages.

[txindy]

12. Don't forget, he's going to make us all become Muslims, too

Muslim commies. We'll all have to wear bhurkas, including the guys. Especially Bill O'Reilly. He has to wear two, in case one falls off. ;)

[nostalgicaboutmyfutr]

9. John Kerry is more liberal than...

Libro the greek god of allowing the other gods to choice what is best for themselves (and god book collectors, the learned men)

[fugue]

10. It remind me of a Republican attack ad from a gubernatorial election

From the committee to elect George Pataki (he first ran it when he was running the first time and he's run it in reelection mode to).

"Did you know that Tom Golisano wants to make prostitution and drugs LEGAL?"

"That's my man," said I.

(I did vote for Tom Golisano in the reelection campaign, although I voted for Cuomo in Pataki's first campaign.)

It's the attack ad that makes folks like me want to vote for the other guy!

Seriously, though: did these folks miss Kucinich during the primaries? John Kerry is not nearly as liberal as I want the Democratic candidate to be. When Bush was saying in the debate that Kerry was on the far left bank, I wanted to say, "No, George, he's at the water's edge on the left bank. I am on the far left bank, and so I know!"

[gordianot]

11. He makes Marx, Lenin, and Trotsky look like reactionaries.

The shame oh the shame.

[scarface2004]

13. kerry is more liberal than god himself!!

thats pretty damn liberal!!

[AntiCoup2K4]

14. If only that were true

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