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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 07:58 PM
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I don't know what's wrong with the Chimp, but he's not getting any better




Why is his CHIN red?! Did he fall and get rug burns? I just don't understand it.

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movonne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:00 PM
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1. I think maybe he could have the same thing is father has...
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:02 PM
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3. One-term-itis? n/t
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lightbulb Donating Member (660 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:01 PM
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2. Cheney's been hitting him again
It's just tough love.
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clydefrand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:03 PM
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4. He's been doing chin-ups thinking he can get as tall as
Kerry so he won't have to look up at him.

Or he could have HIVES. Allergic to telling the truth. Each time he opens his mouth he gets another red spot.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:11 PM
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16. The next time * sees kerry will be
when he hands him the WH keys. :D
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:04 PM
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5. chimpy has a mean ol
RASH! It comes from tellin' one too many LIES!
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:05 PM
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8. There ought to be a vaccine for that!!
Not that they'd let us have it in the USA...
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beaver tamer Donating Member (44 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:35 PM
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17. There must be some kind of ASS cream out there?
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DuaneBidoux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:04 PM
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6. He's transforming
Final form in your bottom picture
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:05 PM
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7. He's preparing for his next job as a used car salesman
Or a Televangelist, as if there's any difference........
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:07 PM
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9. rosecia or gin blossoms?
???
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:07 PM
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10. And WHAT was that box on his back????
:shrug:
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:08 PM
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14. What box on his back?
What hump? ;)
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:07 PM
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11. so what does his father have...???
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:07 PM
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12. Contrast that with this




Won't it be nice to have a president who's thoughtful, and who LOOKS thoughtful?
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:08 PM
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13. He obviously had injections before the 3rd debate
Maybe collagen to remove wrinkles or reduce sagging. His upper left lip and cheek area were swollen, making his mouth appear to be drooping. The fact that now it's gone suggests that it was something cosmetic. His handlers must be sensitive about the fact that he appears to have aged quite a bit in recent months.
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NAO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:11 PM
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15. Adverse Reaction to the Anti-Psychotic Medication?
He also had adverse reactions to anti-psychotics at the third debate - drooling/twitching/turned-down mouth, etc.

Bush's Erratic Behavior Worries White House Aides
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_4636.shtml

Bush Taking Anti-Depressants to Control Mood Swings
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_4921.shtml

THE MADNESS OF GEORGE W. BUSH: A REFLECTION OF OUR COLLECTIVE PSYCHOSIS
http://www.awakeninthedream.com/georgews.html




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Texas_Dem Donating Member (584 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:38 PM
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18. Whipped. and he knows it.
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